So what are you getting her indoors for xmas this year guys?- me ive got her a samsung galaxy ace mobile phone and some gift vouchers for next and marks and sparks.
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6th December, 2011, 12:49 AM #1DK Veteran
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What are you getting the missus for xmas
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6th December, 2011, 01:03 AM #2DK Veteran
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I got the Mrs lots of nice Jammies, 3 new links for her Pandora bracelet.
Perfume and tickets for Kevin Bridges.
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I bought my ex wife a coffin for Christmas and she still hasn't used it, so this year she'll get bugger all.
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i dont have a missus
but Garry bought me a gorgeous dress, i'm getting a new phone and our laptop is our merry christmas to each other.
Last year i gave him a baby, how the hell do you top that?
I'll just have to be his present this year, gifts are expensive and times are hard
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im getting the mrs an i-phone,
. I wonder if she'll keep sending me to voicemail? 
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ive seen an ad in the paper for a colonic irrigation session with a free coffee enema and the wife likes coffee...
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yeh but he put it in there in the first place cb ffs
Originally Posted by ChelseaBun
Last year i gave him a baby, how the hell do you top that?
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yes, thank you dr. Gmb, i do know how the conception of a child works. Originally Posted by gmb45
yeh but he put it in there in the first place cb ffs
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Mrs Jumbe is asking for gold bracelets selling in our high street, cost of pair ?1,450.00.
Its going to be a war over this Christmas because I have no ??????????????????.
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6th December, 2011, 10:33 AM #10Shite Link King
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android tablet for mrs shady.. probably some perfume and stuff too.
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a new set of marigolds and pan scrubber,if she is nice to me i may splash out on a new dishcloth as well
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Give him another baby CB............... Originally Posted by ChelseaBun
i dont have a missus
but Garry bought me a gorgeous dress, i'm getting a new phone and our laptop is our merry christmas to each other.
Last year i gave him a baby, how the hell do you top that?
I'll just have to be his present this year, gifts are expensive and times are hardI know you believe you understand what you think i said
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant !
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You could always sell your body SJ................. Originally Posted by super jumbe
Mrs Jumbe is asking for gold bracelets selling in our high street, cost of pair ?1,450.00.
Its going to be a war over this Christmas because I have no ??????????????????.
I know you believe you understand what you think i said
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant !
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6th December, 2011, 03:46 PM #14Shite Link King
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will give him 10 bob and a blood orange for it
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Originally Posted by shadyback
shady i got a nice one for the wee niece an archos 101 16gb for 199 from amazon.
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