In a horrific accident involving some DIY and a circular saw, the veteran magician says he managed to sever a finger and mangle the top of a second.
Speaking from his home in Berkshire yesterday, the master illusionist said he feared for his career but he was now on the road to recovery and a planned tour will, naturally, go ahead
Good job he wasn't sawing Debbie in half.
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21st January, 2012, 09:34 PM #1DK Veteran
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If that's all he managed to sever with a circular saw, its good, "but not a lot"
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For all you old ~~~~ers that was his catchphase
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
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the hand is quicker than the eye... but not quicker than a bench saw
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a few years back i would have relished the chance to saw debbie ~~~~~ in half
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Now you see the finger, now you don't !!!
Thats what I call MAGIC !!!!!
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22nd January, 2012, 12:54 PM #6Shite Link King
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how many fingers has he got? not a lot
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1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives
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