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    are you not missing something,ie big sign in car park,all vehicles and personal belongings are parked at your own risk.

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    Originally Posted by ray156
    are you not missing something,ie big sign in car park,all vehicles and personal belongings are parked at your own risk.






    I have nearly forgotten and put the matter to rest?.

    Shady will have an answer for you ray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You can obtain a copy of the incident on cd/dvd but you will have to pay ?10 for it. Learn to spell also.

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    Comon sj spill the beans what was the outcome?

    did you get free voucher or what?

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    My money's on him being given a free Kite to fly in windy weather.

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    First time i seen this thread, should be a sticky

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    Quote Originally Posted by thered View Post
    First time i seen this thread, should be a sticky
    Definitely one of the all-time classics.

    (How on earth did you manage to miss it?)

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    Thread mate, or threads in the series include

    the cyclist and sj's friend

    sj and the paypal duspute

    my car is for sale, is a bank transfer safe?

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    guys I just figured out what happened.............look at the date on the first post............SJ must be part irish and had a few too many guiness on Paddys day.....17 March.....you know how us Irish 'elaborate' when drinkin'..................obviously he bought a few short lengths of 2x1 timber to block off his upstairs spare bedroom window so he could pursue his hobby of 'herbal gardening' but when he was going to his car he nicked the side mirror of a nearby car squeezing between two cars and broke it......at the same time a gust of wind blew and knocked SJ against another car (or it could have been the bottle of vodka for brekkie) and he dented that one aswell......panicking he drove off as quick as he could before the old bill arrived.......but after a few pints of the black stuff everything was elaborated by a factor of 10....case closed.
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    DAMM IT

    Partly on partly off topic:-

    Was in B&Q in Midsummer today, sign in the parking lot said "Need help with trollys please ask"
    Was going to take a photo but cell phone battery died.

    Then whilst inside there a small sign saying "Free WiFI in B&Q" - thought great log onto DK and this thread - sadly no cell phone - no idea how to upload photos to DK from phone any way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    DAMM IT

    Partly on partly off topic:-

    Was in B&Q in Midsummer today, sign in the parking lot said "Need help with trollys please ask"
    Was going to take a photo but cell phone battery died.

    Then whilst inside there a small sign saying "Free WiFI in B&Q" - thought great log onto DK and this thread - sadly no cell phone - no idea how to upload photos to DK from phone any way.
    Does Tom Barnaby still frequent in them areas??

    SJ, please post the outcome.. i've been holding off using this out of date condom i've been saving for a celebration.. Let us know before the spermicide becomes ineffective..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalipo View Post
    Does Tom Barnaby still frequent in them areas??

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    No but i'm sure the guy mentioned in below post was in there, he looked like he was on a misson

    http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...6/#post2171178

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    Say SJ.. I've reported this thread the the admin of DK.. i heard you where interested in buying a new electric taxi so i thought best to report you before you go sliding trolleys into other peoples cars!

    Unless of course you send us a report on the outcome within 24 hrs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalipo View Post
    Say SJ.. I've reported this thread the the admin of DK.. i heard you where interested in buying a new electric taxi so i thought best to report you before you go sliding trolleys into other peoples cars!

    Unless of course you send us a report on the outcome within 24 hrs!
    So kind I started crying when heard you all do care for me, on the topic blackcab not in circulation till 2016 long waiting list!!!
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    Bump

    look bloke holding blue roll no wind

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