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    Yes agree, good point

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    xxxx people watched TV show last night, how can they tell!

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    We only had the iphone 5 in 2012 now we're up to x phone bit like the x-files. The phone is much smarter and the owners are a lot poorer by now The phones are slimmer therefore the earth must be flatter QED
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    ON TOPIC:-

    speaking to a subaru driver, he thinks world is flat like his engine

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    Of course the world is flat otherwise my front door would be warp and it then couldn't be opened QED!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ifred View Post
    Of course the world is flat otherwise my front door would be warp and it then couldn't be opened QED!
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    Oh yeah, means the builders of Humber bridge lied, must be false alloud for earth cur iturd iShit curviture

    also to prove/disprove bottom of Humber bridge fire a gun, see what it hits, repeat at top, if flat will hit other tower, if round earth will fly off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
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    Oh yeah, means the builders of Humber bridge lied, must be false alloud for earth cur iturd iShit curviture
    There were just bad builders and designers, didn't manage to get it straight so made up that excuse. Put it this way, if the earth was round, and you started to drive to London from t'north you'd be able to switch your engine off 'cos you'd be going downhill and so cruise for free, of course you'd use more fuel coming back up again. So if you can't do that with your car, then that's even more proof the world is flat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    There were just bad builders and designers, didn't manage to get it straight so made up that excuse. Put it this way, if the earth was round, and you started to drive to London from t'north you'd be able to switch your engine off 'cos you'd be going downhill and so cruise for free, of course you'd use more fuel coming back up again. So if you can't do that with your car, then that's even more proof the world is flat.
    GOOD POST: Yes your right! BUT for me it would be the other way around I'd be able to switch my engine off going downhill to t'north and use more fuel going back to London
    I think that's something to do with quantum physics you think london is the pits I think t'north is the pits also something to do with string vests and the string theory
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    ON/OFF TOPIC:-

    where does all this plastic end up in the sea?

    if you layex out piece a4 paper which corner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
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    where does all this plastic end up in the sea?

    if you layex out piece a4 paper which corner?
    If it's a square blank piece of paper, top left corner
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    well there you go that's it proven then
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    Except of course, that we don't know whether the other planets aren't flat either. The best way to find out is to ask Boris or Gove. If they say the other planets are round, that's 100% proof that they're also flat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    The best way to find out is to ask Boris or Gove. If they say the other planets are round, that's 100% proof that they're also flat.

    Surely you're not suggesting that either of those two would try and mislead the Great British Public?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nara View Post
    Shame on you sir! We'll sort your kind out when we're rid of Johnny Foreigner next year.
    Well funny that if Jonny forgein didn't wait until after I put his car together
    to mention something , his bill would have been £15 cheaper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Well funny that if Jonny forgein didn't wait until after I put his car together
    to mention something , his bill would have been £15 cheaper
    Yes but meaty, attaching the steering wheel to the front bumper is a strange "Tune up" service
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