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    I've not seen this mentioned on here, but I could be wrong.

    I've just been reading the Flat Earth Wiki. I won't bore you with all the details since you can all read, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this - unless you're all in a conspiracy to fool everyone into think your can read when you can't of course. Anyway it's well worth a read, especially for conspiracy nuts, which appears to be the case in this forum. Main site

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    and a few FAQ's below for those who conspire not to read for themselves, as some users do, or don't as the case may be


    Q: "Why doesn't water run off the Earth?"
    A: You may notice that in this model, Antarctica is a great ring around the disk. This stops the water from escaping. Antarctica as a continent does not exist except in the Wilmore model.

    Q : "Why is the North pole colder than the equator?"
    A: The sun circles over the equator, so the poles do not receive the same intensity of light.

    Q: "What about Lunar Eclipses?"
    A: A celestial body, known as the antimoon, passes between the sun and moon. This projects a shadow upon the moon.

    Q: "How come the travel time by air from South America to New Zealand, via the polar route, is SHORTER than the travel time going North first and then South again?"
    A: The airline pilots are guided by their GPS. Remember that satellites do not exist. The replacement data given from pseudolites deliberately throwing distorting all the paths to make it the flights take different times. The curvature of these paths can add or subtract great distances without the overall turning being obvious to someone traveling it.

    Q: "If you go directly south won't you eventually fall off the edge of the Earth?"
    A: Yes, you will. In order to use this fact as proof you need to record a video of someone flying directly south around the world without falling off the edge. Furthermore you need to prove that your navigational equipment allows you to travel directly south without deviating.

    Q: "What about the stars, sun and moon and other planets? Are they flat too? What are they made of?"
    A: The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, rotate at a height of 3,000 miles above sea level. As they are spotlights, they only illuminate certain places. This explains why there are nights and days on Earth. The stars are at a height of 3,100 miles above sea level, which is as far as from San Francisco to Boston. In the dark energy model, the celestial bodies are spherical and are made of ordinary matter. These spheres are being held above the Earth by DE.

    Q: "What is underneath the Earth?"
    A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

    .... I reckon the Turtles name is Atuin...

    Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"
    A: It's a conspiracy......

    This is my favorite:

    Q: "What about satellites? How do they orbit the Earth?"
    A: Since sustained spaceflight is not possible, satellites cannot orbit the Earth. The signals we supposedly receive from them are either broadcast from towers or any number of possible pseudolites. However, temporary space-flight is possible.

    If that's the case, and I get caught hacking satellite TV (as if anyone would ever do that), can I claim that since teh Earth is not flat and has no satellites then I cannot possibly be guilty of such an offence????

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    Huh?

    Tell these guys your brainwashing junk

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    On judgment day,,,the earth will become flat!
    Am 100% sure of this fact!

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    Would that be the judgement day of Terminator movies or some other one that was read in the last chapter of some fairy tale that was changed to suit the Romans, and then any church that decided to use it for it's own end?
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    OK, susspose your right in saying flat earth.

    why hasn't we ran out of water - if it runs off the edge?

    Is this guy one of your members?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    OK, susspose your right in saying flat earth.

    why hasn't we ran out of water - if it runs off the edge?

    Is this guy one of your members?
    The Antarctic which runs around the perimeter of the Earth keeps the the water from falling off. All clever stuff.

    No he isn't, but Thomas Dolby is a friend of the Flat Earth Society.... who'd have guessed eh. I'm not a member of the Flat Earth Society, I just find them an oddity since they believe in something so much - similar to religion really, which I again find very odd and strange.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    but Thomas Dolby is a friend of the Flat Earth Society....

    Who?

    OK, susspose the Titanic didn't sink, but in fact, just kept pushing and pushing the iceberg, what would have happened?

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    there wouldnt be any more ~~~~in titanic films yipeeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by maca58 View Post
    there wouldnt be any more ~~~~in titanic films yipeeeee
    yeah, jump on it and ~~~~ off you fuddy duddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    yeah, jump on it and ~~~~ off you fuddy duddy
    Your nasty you are

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    The Titanic was up north (in the centre of the Earth), the Antarctic is around the edges, so the Titanic wasn't there and couldn't have done it. Wonder if the band had ice with their Gin as they played and it sank.
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    ~~~~ing hell.

    OK, susspose the titatanic was on a "ROUND the earth cruise" - SORRY "ALONG the earth cruise" and it hit the iceberg, and kept going untill it hit the north pole? (what ever you just said) - would the iceberg have gone into outer space, would the titanic fell off the earth, or just plugged the gap of the ice it pushed off?

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    No, the North pole is in the centre of the earth so it wouldn't be any bother at all. Just checked on Antarctica and even a bulldozer wouldn't damage it apparently

    "There are two main theories concerning the nature and extent of Antarctica. The first and most widely accepted theory says that Antarctica is a continent surrounding the Earth, and that in its end there is a huge wall of ice (with a different size depending on the theory) which is the edge of the Earth. The second theory says that the center of the Earth's surface is the point where the Equator and the Prime Meridian meet, and therefore the Antarctica is a distinct continent located at the South."

    Either way the water freezes so the Titanic would sink while trying to smash it's way through, along with any passangers called Barlow or Langton. So that would be an end to that.

    There is talk of frozen wastes past Antarctica, but since the temperatures are absolute zero nothing can survive so can't be proved one way or the other, sorry but that's how it is
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    For those that aren't sure, this is a picture of the earth as a flat earth. The white stuff around the edge is Antractica.

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    end of the day how would know this in the first place we only get to see satellite images they want to show.

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