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    Digital Kaos members asked to pay ?2,520 if they prefer not to pay ?0 a month subscription.

    Digital Kaos fans are keen to keep their membership by paying just ?0 a month are outraged because of a new rule entered into the site rules which says "its free as long as you?re happy paying ?2,520 for it at the end of the year."

    Digital Kaos owners insisted the new deal was great for the site, as it had been a while since Shady and GMB had something really humiliating to laugh at.

    A site spokesperson explained, ?DK are synonymous with people too stupid to use a calculator ? so take that mental picture, then just take off their shirts and you?ve got yourself a Digital Kaos member right there.?

    ?It?s also a great deal for members, and they can all get a brand new spinny thingy under their avatar today if they just sign this teeny little binding agreement right here ? who doesn?t like that??

    ?Of course, our owners have to charge a reasonable rate of interest ? which is 4200% APR ? but it?s there in the fine print so we?re being totally up front about it.?

    ?No-one is getting ripped off and DK is definitely a legitimate site that is not exploitative in any way whatsoever.?

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    The terms of the membership will also see a number of changes throughout the site experience.

    The spokesperson went on, ?In keeping with our site practises, on match days a post will cost you ?3 before the game, ?4 at half-time, and ?6 if you wait until the end of the game to pay for it.?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalipo View Post
    Digital Kaos members asked to pay ?2,520 if they prefer not to pay ?0 a month subscription.
    .?
    Yeah, change it to ?25 a year, i'll pay as soon as my Giro clears.

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    Was is das Heinrich?

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    that sounds good would a u o me instead work ?

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    Huh ? Kinda lost here !
    Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

    " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnner View Post
    Huh ? Kinda lost here !


    Get your wedge out and donate more to DK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnner View Post
    Huh ? Kinda lost here !
    no your not,this is the series LOST featuring digital kaos,another head scratching meaty episode .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post


    Get your wedge out and donate more to DK

    Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce - YouTube
    Was wondering if the bailiff would be involved if I didn't??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalipo View Post
    Ah...Tina!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post


    Get your wedge out and donate more to DK

    Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce - YouTube




    Jeez,I can't.When I click on the FORUM SUPPORTER button,it says I can't donate any more.
    Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

    " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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    What?s all this about???????
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnner View Post
    Jeez,I can't.When I click on the FORUM SUPPORTER button,it says I can't donate any more.
    *THANK YOU*

    thought you can't over donate. what about the paypa-l adesss, van we upload more to it?

    This why have been holding off redonating, part protest the price to too low

    ?20/year and you got a deal

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