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    Default Police called to break up violent cat fight in Downing Street





    Larry the Downing Street cat and Freya, the Chancellor's moggy, go at it hammer and tongs on the steps of No 10.

    Police have been forced to step in to break up a cat fight between Larry the Downing Street cat and Freya, First Moggy of the Treasury.

    The two felines were separated after engaging in a full-scale cat fight outside No 10, and retreated spitting to their respective political fiefdoms.

    Freyer the silver tabby appeared to have the best of the confrontation, when Larry, who has white and tabby markings, was ordered back inside No 10 to consider his behaviour, leaving the street free for his rival to stalk.

    It is not known what caused fur to fly between the feline residents of Nos 10 and 11 Downing Street. Relations between their human occupants are far more amicable than when Tony Blair and Gordon Brown were prime minister and chancellor respectively.




    We have similar cat fights at our backyards; usually the loser just walks away, why were the police involved?


    What a waste of public money!!!!!!

    Next cat fight I see I will call the old bill??
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    "why were the police involved?"


    A matter of National Security.??

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    I never thought cats were danger to our national security?..well you never know they may be carrying payloads?.
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    the po werent called
    there is po there 24/7 standing at number 10 door

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cod3waX View Post
    the po werent called
    there is po there 24/7 standing at number 10 door
    Well it wouldn't be a news story if it was reported accurately would it?

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    Disappointing, I was hoping to see a fight between Frances and Samantha
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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    This isnt the first time the PMs cat has been in the news this year..


    It's getting like prince harry was back in the day..

    Chief Mouser to the Cabinet: Larry the Downing Street cat finally earns his stripes by catching his first rodent at No 10 | Mail Online

    I cant find the article about him not doing his job.. but the one above should do..

    Remember he's a cat on benefits.. Typical behavior from a scrounger.
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    I just can not think what the head lines tabloids will come on with when number 10 cat getting pregnant leading to having triplets......
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    Quote Originally Posted by super jumbe View Post
    I just can not think what the head lines tabloids will come on with when number 10 cat getting pregnant leading to having triplets......
    It'l move into number 11, rent free on ?1500 a week
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    reminds me of presscots left hook

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    Quote Originally Posted by super jumbe View Post
    I just can not think what the head lines tabloids will come on with when number 10 cat getting pregnant leading to having triplets......
    That'd make it a fat cat, they're used to them hanging around in Downing Street like a bad smell
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
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