Update
smell like a pig after sweating all day
used Poundland suntan cream so now smell of coconut water
Update
smell like a pig after sweating all day
used Poundland suntan cream so now smell of coconut water
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
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Meat-Head (30th June, 2019)
Tonight
spraying etch primer in my face, thanks to the wind, then cleaning a piece of metal
painted another bit green.
pumped my hole with silicon sealer, hope stops me leaking now.
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight
painted bit more metal, drill a hole, greased my nuts
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight
listening to music
Tonight, sprayed my other set of nuts, then ended up having a massive tug with myself,
then once I finished having a mighty fine tug, looked doon, right pile of shit.
sprayed some mr muscle on my shit, will try hose pipe tomorrow and hope it goes away.
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Well keep in touch with yourself and dk
TONIGHT:-
spending money on druhs, booze, women horse racing, gambling then wasting the rest
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Update
drilled some holes in wrong place got beer from adal
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight, on my hands and knees, doing some sucking and blowing.
long black hard thing, then once happy, need to ram it back into my hole.
not sure about the shit stain, hopefully will wash off with watering can
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight had a right good session, used loads of grease and ub40
pumped my crack with silicon sealer, but having difficulty doing some screwing
Going for a beer and if can be bothered drill another hole in piece of plastic
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Most of the evening arguing with somebody
bet she wishes she didn’t take the call.
then playing with myself in back room
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Looks like rain so off to play in garden intel get wet
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Outside clicking somebody’s else’s button
then playing with my thing that buzzes and makes my pipe squirt
noticed my hole is dirty, so clean that first bit of domestos should sort it
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Got my hole cleaned
the dead rat at end of garden, has managed to turn its self around and is now flat
clicked some buttons, pumped my crack with sealer the other nite, need to open my crack up and insert something
If not £100 wasted
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
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