what you doing to night.

**Meat-Head** · 16th October, 2019, 06:15 PM

Looking for my light sabre. Need to cut somebodys noisy mitibushi in half
that will stop it making such a racket

if not means having to buy a potato to stuff up his exhaust

**Kalipo** · 17th October, 2019, 10:31 PM

Tonight, had a beer and hopefully going to bed.. hopefully have sex, might try the snake tonight..

If not ill just go to sleep

**Meat-Head** · 17th October, 2019, 10:40 PM

Tonight was busy trying to spend my money on eBay

**Meat-Head** · 18th October, 2019, 06:01 PM

Weird friend pub food beer, he didn’t realise it was friday. Sleep pôrn etc

**Kalipo** · 18th October, 2019, 09:26 PM

Tonight, came home and went next door and told them to put kettle on.. (after unteing them).. Drank my coffee and locked them in the pantry and left..

Came back to my house and started to watch my favourite soap on the history channel (hitlers henchmen)..

Fell asleep and forgot to make dinner.,. woke up and went on ~~~~hub for a few minutes.. just making dinner.. then beer

**Meat-Head** · 20th October, 2019, 10:47 PM

Had an emergency call out, was under impression the way the Telex came through was a problem with
a swam of bees, but no down to issue with wireless central heating

fixed it, made two ithers look foolush

**Kalipo** · 21st October, 2019, 08:16 PM

Today, iwoke up and sat up in bed and didnt feel any good.. i planned my route to the toilet.. made it there and thrown up.. went and got dressed and back downstairs and felt sick again.. sorted that and left the house at 08:07.. i met up with a coleague and did some safety checks on him and decided no this isnt for me.. so went home and decided to work from home.. off i went back to bed with laptop and workphone..

stayed in bed all day.. had a few sleeps.. surprisingly i watched heartbeat and emmerdale farm???

Tonight ive already fell asleep again.. think im poorly..

**Meat-Head** · 21st October, 2019, 08:28 PM

Be your own fault, the chinese guy that moved into your old house has got stung with a massive electric and gas bill
so he posioned your food with his jizz

TONIGHT:-

sleedping didnt get much last nite

**Kalipo** · 21st October, 2019, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Meat-Head

Be your own fault, the chinese guy that moved into your old house has got stung with a massive electric and gas bill
so he posioned your food with his jizz

TONIGHT:-

sleedping didnt get much last nite

Maybe that explains where my old neighbours german shepherd dispeared too.. althought.. no dogs lived on my old street.. just cats and they shit on your lawn..