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    Tonight:-

    shouted down blower at some nonce, then went for a bath, absolutely knackered

    going offline shortly

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    Tonight, well lets say for legal reasons, involved weird man, a small hole, poking
    something in said hole, then something snapping in said hole.

    Somebody somewhere will find they are in the wrong profession, but servescthem right.

    then the fuzz went past, never see the fuzz ever, they turn up

    #keeping a low profile

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    In the last month:
    -washing machine need new door lock
    -car crash
    -pedal slip
    -washing machine need new door gasket
    -expensive iron only 11 months life trip RCD
    -still not found passport
    -rain 5 days a week

    +got job contract
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    Passport, thats an expensive piece of paper with your photo on it. What do they cost in your country?

    TONIGHT:-

    Doing some stalking on the internet, then off to look at body parts

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    Tonight

    looked at more body parts, then fed wheeling bin, also fed my invisible pet

    now raining

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    UPDATE:

    flexabke friend no longer flexable, ordered new one

    weird friend, got a problem and his nuts spread all over his van

    need to get cow juice before am

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    Was going to shout down blower to somebody, but after 2 incoming calls and walmart run, guy gone home

    so sending a PM with obscenity to countsill

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    Tonight going to wash my hair, going to ring that guy tomorrow instead

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    UPDATE:-

    Ended up talking to a double glazing douche bag.
    now really annoying, need chocolate but not got any enthusiasm

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    Still need to reply some obscenities via email to reply to last lot of obscenities

    but ended up talking to someone on the blower

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    SPITTING FEATHERS AND HOWLING AT THE MOON.

    SURVEY SENT MY ARSE

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    Weird friend pub
    my turn to pay

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    UPDATE:-

    due to strict dk aniadberyising rules and drunk postingvrules, cant mention names

    but as the pub firgot the extra paidfor aaadvark legs. The used plates consusited of
    4 pint glasses, 1 bowl, 2 plates and one faulty car part.

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    Tonight washing my hair and doing t’ lottery

    then looking at body parts on my computer

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    Using online theasrous for obscenities, but just keep getting images
    of dinosaurs for some reason

    will try harder, as in hoxing ring on Thursday

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