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    image.jpgimage.jpgRight tonight I MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST

    Get this lot in the post before Ingland and Scotland gets this wall built.

    Plan is to 'Donate' some money to DK so unfair DF paying out his own pocket .

    ?50 for Devilfish for out of pocket expenses
    ?20 for Mrs Devilfish 4 x ?5 for bribery purposes
    ?5 for premierd to port forward to the main man

    (Devilfish address is so secret even MFI don't have it )

    The idea behind money for Mrs Devilfish is simple if the forum ever 404 its only DF
    that can sort it, if Mrs Devilfish stops DF from using Internet that's 300,000 members screwed so hopefully
    bribeabry gets you everywhere .


    JUST ONE BIG PROBLEM.

    I don't know the differences between a postbox and an elephants arse, not sure which is which.

    thanks

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    It is the old lady's 50 th birthday so I shall be entertaining her tonight, regards
    Do what you can with what you have .

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecufix View Post
    It is the old lady's 50 th birthday so I shall be entertaining her tonight, regards
    gunna have to slip her the bday crippler m8
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    Playing with myself and enjoying it.

    soldering iron, old printer lead 15 way dil plug, male OBD plug, Ishit xacto knife, dk.

    whst else do you need on a Saturday night

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    watched the boxing Frampton good fight, and downed a few sherberts, just waiting for our peg ter fall a sleep so i can nip ter the fridge and work on my diet a bit more she,s got me on ???

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    Chuff lots, on way home from work sorted two folks out, need to pay some china man money, then need to post some money to a dk member, then got to tweet somebody a rude photo call then c&&ts. Need to SSS shut, shave, shampoo.


    could do with mixing some cement and looking for a ion battery Oh and got bad case of (iShit Failiure)

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    going ter watch the footttyy

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    sent via tap-washer

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    Sweet still on dk, also need pack up as going shop lifting in next town tomorrow.

    got to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdcTmpvDO0I

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    Right one task fish, (iShit Failiure) down umpteen to go.

    Your Wonnaga is on the way Dave.

    GastonJ. If your reading this, you will notice I didn't put his member number on, just his user name and Forum.

    This is to prove you wrong about how useless the post office isn't.

    A user name and Forum Id is all you kneed.
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    Right lunch fir tomorrow. . Of to get Gaitiraid (TM) from locsl shop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Right lunch fir tomorrow. . Of to get Gaitiraid (TM) from locsl shop
    will be glad when the DK takeaway up and running m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Right one task fish, (iShit Failiure) down umpteen to go.

    Your Wonnaga is on the way Dave.

    GastonJ. If your reading this, you will notice I didn't put his member number on, just his user name and Forum.

    This is to prove you wrong about how useless the post office isn't.

    A user name and Forum Id is all you kneed.
    hahaha you mad head

    PM me your FULL address mate pls

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave11674 View Post

    PM me your FULL address mate pls

    dave
    Full off line user name and off line address in envelope

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    Meaties full address is 20 metres behind the hot parts girl, he's still hoping to get a more exclusive address
    something like ME8&^&*(( sorry ishit (failure) again
    Try again
    DK %^$? arggh ishit (double failure)
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