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    "Diagnose " and "solder"

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    ON TOPIC:-

    top secret mission, REAL posh s~~~~y place, gets there
    chains stolen bicycle to convenient cast iron plant pot.

    goes in, no vic, nosher or Wes. Sees a guy that looks like a vacum
    cleaner repair man called Justy, so avoided him.

    Tweeted a mate with their free wifi, pigged the free food, drunk the free booze
    told the bloke he was a p***ck and left doing a quick donut across the fresh grass

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    Tonight, not sure

    PLAN A:-

    Burning load of trash/wood in garden

    Plan B:-

    Stealing something before debt collectors come in

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    Tonight plan went out window.

    was going to burn more plastic & wood in the garden, to annoy
    the polish naybour hood, but ended up

    delivering oil drum to ubwanted weird friend, then chinese meal with
    him & to other inbreds

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    Subject to atmoshdric conditions (rain or not)

    will be cementing 15 7N cinder blocks on their backs, to exsiting slab
    that has been jacked up once already.

    only got to support 750Kg so no problem!

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    Mending my cement mixer, Vic my imganary friend borrowed it, he thought was part of a karoke machine.

    hes lost the pin tgat hokds drum on & bust it.

    the contactor pulks in.

    been meaning to send photos off to "cement mixer & cement mixer confversions" mag
    has extra on/off switch and "over mix" function , put switch to reverse the drum
    incase too much mix added & great for cleaning function

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    Screwing piece of wood to a piece of cast iron, then screwing a toilet to it.

    moving the cast iron around, removing the toilet
    then filling whole in with weak cement/ballast mix

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    Lazing out the back door with the sun shining and a brandy in my hand................

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    Due to going faulty last night, sfter work #sun stroke
    will be doing last nights post tonight

    but off to @tesco first

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    UPDATE:-

    Right got the bog in place, scewed to the cinder blocks some
    back boxes as a marker, 3mm out one side, ho humm.

    Some how one cinder block 1/4" too high? Must have been a polish cat
    lifted it before cement went off, just angle grind slot tomorrow night

    then paint it, gobbo it in, *HOPE* it works get unwanted weird friend to help
    lift it up.

    need to make a lifting frame so can use stolen hydralic bath lift 150 KG lift
    will be dandy.

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    Inscheduled trip to see Mr Block & Mr Quaile
    for toilet part.

    no whirl winds.

    eating tea, off to grind 1/4" strip out a cinder block

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    Tried to understand last page of this thread.........

    Where is that thread ' deciphering what meathead said ' anyway....

    Must be tired ,off to bed .
    A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection

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    Right got unwanted weird friend booked for next saturday
    need his body for a hump, dont think engine crane stable
    enough, need to paint the hidden bits with seam sealer

    need to grind bit more cinder block, unwanted weird friend rung last nite.

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    Going for a shower as smell like a bag of cement.
    then going for polish beers & onto unwanted weird friend

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    Pished on a boat with weird friend
    been humping cast iron, all day been to pub, cow & chips

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