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    Colonic irrigation?
    Only when burning wood, get my hose pipe & flood the grass incase of fire

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    Humping 1/2 ton racking in the hot sun, tell me aboug it


    on tooic

    if any energy left playing with that satalid dish, now fixed the remote

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    That strange coincident I was on a narrow boat today odd thing was all the boats were aground the pump had broken down and the canal was low on water! Is this something to do with you and vic Meaty?
    Did you hot wire the beata-thingy motor to your water tap and drain water lots?!!
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    No, it was Terry & June's boat (earlier in this thread)
    it was a manky fuse holder, he was wearing a dress & turned the
    key when shouted CONTACT, 7 volts to starter solenoid.

    ON TOOIV

    READing this again tonight

    http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/in...-expensive-fix

    no mention of milages getting incorrect either

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    Interesting link posted meaty obviously the insurers haven't heard of ebay and can't locate One Hung low corp, ltd, plc chinkland or I selle goodtime cheepe carpartsrus on their suppliers list.

    PS Have u thought of putting MHM on insurers we nearly fix car suppler list money should roll it speak with your sales oofice manager Vic!
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    Do you have metal parts outside the house?
    Enclosure, metal door for boiler and tool shed.
    All day Sanding then compressor to spray antirust.
    Tomorrow repeat sanding then compressor to spray paint.

    Newspaper around the border. Mask tape. How boring.

    And the weather is that 1 minute after complete task it will rain.

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    Well run the compresser so it is hot & paint will dry

    tonight sleeping like a log, been allday no food & unwanted weird friend
    quite good at being a thick roofer

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    The paint of the 6 doors is cooking under the sun. Better than a paint furnance.
    Will reinstall the doors before evening. Rain expected for night.

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    Get ready faw juornee dowwn souff..........oops drinkin already...

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    Tonight, sleeping like a log, after being with unwanted weird friend, shhesh he IS
    ONE PRIZE WINNING WEIRDO

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    Due to unwanted weird friend having to go to staffordshire
    to remove a piece of metal, jump on it & return home

    beeing doing other dutys, .

    tonights was spending 2 hours zoned out after inhaleing
    (thriugh a mask) some quality woodworm killer.

    at least my lungs wont get wood worm, now just burning a pizza

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    Tonight , recivering after being with weird friend all day.

    Just about to overdose on salt, packet of kettle chips
    and now tesco pizza 2.5g add 7.8 gramms of salt
    max reccimended adults dose is 6 gramms, at least wont freeze tonight

    or get woodworm, arms look like been shooting up from fiber glass insulation

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    Tonight i eaten my tea and now im watching dinner date on channel 4 whilst waiting for the wife to get out of the bath so i can have a dump.

    Might have a bath myself..
    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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    Nice to see yiu back kaliopo, you been in gaol or sonething

    dont crap in the bath, it won't go down tge olug hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post

    dont crap in the bath, it won't go down tge olug hole
    Please don't tell me how/why you now that!

    My beer is half empty..off to bed
    A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Nice to see yiu back kaliopo, you been in gaol or sonething

    dont crap in the bath, it won't go down tge olug hole
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