Tonight in da hood like coranation street. Somebody’s 2 legged pet
got a bollocking. I had some rum and raisen ice cream
then played with my nuts
Tonight in da hood like coranation street. Somebody’s 2 legged pet
got a bollocking. I had some rum and raisen ice cream
then played with my nuts
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Nursing a rough head from cancelled night shift.. sitting on a wet patch on sofa so the gf doesn't see I spilled the rum. Glad I had finished the red wine. Night off tonight, gf doesn't know it yet... playing with how to tell her... Leroy gonna be waiting outside a loooooong time.
still nursing the head, body clock totally screwed up.. up at 3am and on the rum again. Not normally my tipple but, when in the barrel.. Used Al's kitchen to make a base for todays curry.. Asda calling me now.. she can drive.. not sure what the % of my blood is.
Well tell walmart (asda) that you are socially distancing and they can fcuk off.
beside who wants to work where theres a “Walmart meter and greeter” spreading
#covic 19
tonight
sleeping at a guess
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Tonight played with my bits in the garden out stared a cat then looking at you tube vids
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Less interested than a visa card
looking at you tuba vids and sleeping
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Splish splash i werz taking a bath
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Tonight weird friend has a problem, he cant get his house to start
so going over to take a look with some beers and
#social inconvenience #2 meter, nice, 2 meter
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Tonight had a problem up my passage with a important Component flapping in the wind,
so a good hard screw has sorted that out
just having microwave meal then off to polish my shiny bits with metal polish
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Hibernating and eating ice cream
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Tonight worn out after queing at b&q too long nothing but old people buying compost
and plant pots
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Watching my smalls
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Frying in frying pan 25 onion rings. Microwave pizza
then outside to play with my nuts
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Played with my brown shit and went to farm foods
need something to put my nuts in
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Been to farm foods. Had something sold as “chicken”. Just having another go
at defrost t’ freezer
looking at car parts first
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