Waiting for thick builder to roll up, look at his van, but keeping a low profile at same time
Waiting for thick builder to roll up, look at his van, but keeping a low profile at same time
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XBOX one playing all night
Sleeping at a guess
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Stalking and tweeting then aardvark burger for tea
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Weird friend pub, pish beer, he paid
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Played with my tank, just remember I didn’t unscrew my nuts after playing with spotwelder
Then painted said item with black heat proof paint
the sceefix cold Galv you can spot weld through it, toolstain you cant
but screfix stuff crap and goes rusty after 2 weeks
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Tonight be sleeping as up early today.
tomorrow my ban on the INFERIOR web ‘forum’ ends so I can join the discussion
on the length and shape of sweeping brushes from b&q
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Washing my hair and clothes, also playing with myself, tiny tiny screws, then mr Wong pumped it full of silicon
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Pished off, listening to fab fm with my imaginary cat on my knee
bonus side is pished off quite a few people from my bed this morning whilst naked
but still managed to buy incorrect part for compresser
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Got corrected part for compressor now
either unscrewing piece of plastic or welding piece of metal
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
UPDATE:-
theres a rat up my back passage, what am I going to do.
go buy a rat trap from the boontownrats company.
then plonk a lump of chocolate on it, only concern will it give the rat diabetes with all that sugar?
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Thanks guys
Update to the update:-
went to shop, as luck would have it, Alice was there, Alice, Alice, the the f is Alice you cry, Alice cooper
he recommended some venomous poison but also there was Bob, bob who’s bob, geldof, he said rat trap
so ended up with one of each.
TIP OF THE DAY:-
load rat trap with venomous poison, place on floor, then using a 2 1/2” piece of exhaust pipe hold the spring over
put the bar in place SLOWLY release the exhaust pipe so tension on the spring.
following the instructions of, load, spring, then place in location keep fingers out the way ,,,results in, load, spring, bar, finger out the way BAM in your hand.
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Going to fat fiends tonight then aardvark and chips on the way home
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
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