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    Tonight pub weird friend then imatating genevkelly on the way home by singing in t rain

    once thawed out, Poundland epoxy a led to a biro then to an empty Tesco baubblevbath bottle for a garden feature

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    Weird friend came round cos he is weird

    put my finger in my hole expecting it to be dry. Most odd put the hose pipe on the outside of my affected area
    to find water droplets inside my hole.

    unsure if to have it off, or squeeze some brushable seam sealer in my tiny crack??

    anybody any ideas?

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    Going to unscrew my box, drill a bigger hole, then screw my box, cover seam sealer
    then not fully nip my nuts up, leave an hour to get hard, then final screw of my nuts.

    TONIGHT:-

    Will be drilling a hole in a piece of metal, to see where it comes out

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    Sleeping in the bath, as knackered
    been playing with myself ALL DAy, nearly took my head off with a nasty bouncy piece of metal

    went to Aldi to get chocolate for rat, as it has no interest in venomous poison, or getting splatted by a trap

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    Cool, caught up with playing with myself, damm grease gets all over, at least my nuts wont seize solid
    quite pleased how easy they were to unscrew.

    blasted the clinkers off my undercarriage, sheese that Lance dont half get hot.
    need to slice some alathene over it.

    shredded my coveralls, think I’ve had them since about bags 22 or so.

    Also cleaning the Telex machine, ready to send a Telex full of obscenities

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    Bugger, Telex machine, the silicon chip has switched to overload

    got another Telex but same silicon chip switching to overload

    there a nearby russain tractor, can unbolt a part and use that

    lsters

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    Watching venom movies the best u should watch it
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    the smile ]FB_IMG_1556762569220.jpg the misfortunes of life hide even smile of the funniest man in the world
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    Update in shatnav, umpteen million updates, not that it’s needed still not got
    name of new houses up road there

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    Talking to somebody about rat shit and bits of rope around some blokes shaft

    rats try ADVERTISING

    Crunchy peanut butter on rat traps

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    Update:-

    was also speaking to another man that’s also older than me.

    gompletly forget I posted here tonight

    UPDSTE TO UPDATE:-

    found something on internet, that made my pulse faster, and eyes light up

    sadly due to dk anti advertising rules can’t say what it was

    might be sending a fax to Bruce Wayne as found a fax number for him
    rung it, bleeped so good game.

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    Depending if rain, if no rain will be outside if rain inside looking at the website that made me excited last night

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    Update to last night

    went to walmart, admired the bird stacking the shelves arse for ages, because
    the rest of the coke on next shelf’s round corner.

    then had tea got home fell asleep


    TONIGHT:-

    looking at pish on internrt

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    Just seen the time been looking at pörn since about 3:30pm
    laters dudes

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    Got in pished doon wi rain, tesspish for nosh, just had some manky
    grapes, pleaded imaginary cat out, would take one sniff and walk off

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