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    Akmed chip shop, Mohammad is on vacation

    then do some screwing in garden

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    1987_Splinter.jpgEnded up screwing in garden then to akmed chip shop

    ordered battered sausage and chips, got something that resembled chips and a horses willy

    quite weird, as behind the counter wearing a leather jacket was splinter the rat from the hero teenage mutant turtles


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    Getting wet as raining

    playing with myself inside, getting a needle and doing some poking

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    Off to wash external walls, hopefully the water not washing the grease off.

    Found mould in the attic, started to wash with bleach but smell and hot temperature are not helthy.

    Plan to buy in summer the 4season (2)tyres fur die Gulf3

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    Had a good play but now getting dark

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    Getting paid £20 to turn a screw counter clockwise 1/4 turn, supped his beer x2.

    got home got talking to some pennyless crettin, then some other pennyless crettin chirps in the conversation.
    Turned out he has a photo from 1976 of him in my garden holding a shark!

    Due to strict anti advertising rules on dk unable to mention company names , but on hold to a company for
    over 20 minutes over a complaint less than 2 Pence, no I don’t care, nor does it bother me.

    I just want my less than 2 Pence refunded.

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    Tonight photographer some China junk and upload to ho Chey min on eBay
    then install the carpet that never got fixed in yesterday’s

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    Shout doon phone, obscenities to eBay. Look at something have no interest in

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    If not raining . No need for mudgards.
    If your Happy with the Help push the Thanx button
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    Tonight:-

    laided a carpet, butterflies, ear wigs, spiders, woodworms or fleas, got rid of them
    looks, great, joined some wires first, for the arse heater

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    Tonight

    pub weird friend

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    weird friend cancelled - got to go to torquey only 6 double beds away

    UPDATE:-

    weird friend got to torquey hospital, unable to commication with person in hospital
    puts his jet pack on (Told you he weird), coming back.

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    going to pub weird friend after all

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    Update:-

    back home, pished and full

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    Wanting to lamp somebody into next week and the 3 weeks afterwards

    but playing with myself, still hot outside

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    Tonight:-

    painting a a piece of metal, then went #dumpster diving for something to be used for fraud or deception purposes

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    Tonight, knackered spent most of the day in the sun except two incoming phone calls
    and a loose saucepan handle.

    did get some milk but that is all

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