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    Doing the Hokey Cokey naked in the garden

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    Looking for a nut I dropped down a hole, of course has to be not a normal right hand thread but an odd ball ambidextrous one

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    watching buffy the vampire slayer, SMG is so hot.

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    watching buffy the vampire slayer, SMG is so hot.
    My dads favourite tv show, but once he died never see it again.

    the cat is not a real cat

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    I'm going to read a book "Metro 2033".

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    Tonight threw a dead slug out kitchen window, then was on my hands and knees playing with a can of wd40 and some disinfectant .

    had a good game any way

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    Forgot my trusty electrician scissor in the trunk of a Lancia. Damn hurry and damn boss.

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    Lidl had “wire cutters” in recently

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    talking twoddle to some bloke, then Tesco for food, brought 2 cordless phones instead
    bath and started writing this snotty letter to a certain company

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    Depending on atmospheric conditions
    if precitation then inside, if clear outside

    or pub with weird friend

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    Update:-

    ended up looking for good hard screw. Damm China soft metal

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    Tonight,:

    pub weird friend, then intruded on others eating their meals
    then expensive beer £1/100ml wasn’t that great

    then took a boat ride I didn’t want, then cycled home.

    playing with myself and looking for a wiring diagram

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    Found said wiring diagrams, al 75 pages in crout, google translate nil poi used another one , -
    all jumbled up, unreadable. Best thing find the page, print it out, then google translate the key and write it on it

    TONIGHT:-

    Not a lot

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    Looking at small child, or small child’s toy, both should be left out in the rain, see if it fills with water and wonder why it’s no longer working .

    no even from same town, about 25 miles away, must be loads of skips, gardens and hedges to throw it in.

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    UPDATE

    So, looks at small toy, “go ahead” and. “Retreat” switch bad contacts, sorts that out
    then hears strange squeaking noises, bit close, looks down the side of my brick shed, not one but two
    small chrildren, making funny squeaking noises, like there stuck, well one was, so left them too it, 10 minutes of wailing and squeaking silence is golden. Having nothing to do with them, broken glass, triffids, cat shit down there, top of the wall load a glass cemented in, so walked off. Knock on the door, you can have your 7 footballs back, try getting them, tough.

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    Tonight thick friend brought round some metal, took away small child toy
    painted said lump of metal Poundland grey

    then went to vote, all shit bags

    yesco, had 4 £1 ice cream in the parking lot, then played with my wan kin led lights.
    swuirted an animal with some thing that stunk, now off for a Barth

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