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    Quote Originally Posted by Mpiskos View Post
    Working all day
    Are you a lumberjack, work all day and sleep all night.

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    WEIRD FRiend, pub, staggeringly home, then standing in fresh cat shit

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    Doing what freddie mecury did - riding my bicycle- through that place in India
    the black hole of calcutta

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcoGeer12 View Post
    I'll be watching TV show "Why women kill"
    Thats handy, going to see a woman tonight, paying her 37 beer tokens for her
    to jump on me

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    was 38 bt for her touching my body

    due to anti dk advertising rules, cant mention names, but got free plug on a popular website
    other day, photo the lot

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    Power nap, tescho, playing with myself

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    As above but without the powernap tesco or playing with myself

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    Not a lot, not even bothering to wait for quinn the eskimo

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    Quite stoned actually, watchin some crap movie with the hen cuz i don't have any control over the remote, could be worse, i think

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    Quote Originally Posted by al70 View Post
    i don't have any control over the remote
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    you cabt be that stoned if you logged onto dk

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    Puting an orange thing ti gether that goes bang and fires nails into nits of wood

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    Waiting for thick friend
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    Tesco for food, then playing with myself and epoxy

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    Eating large dead chicken then sone quiche them going to pksycwith some epoxy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odlanis View Post
    tonight I slept soundly
    #lumberjack

    TONIGHT MATTHEW

    Chip shop for tea then looking at body parts

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    Pub weird friend

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