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    Got my hole cleaned

    the dead rat at end of garden, has managed to turn its self around and is now flat

    clicked some buttons, pumped my crack with sealer the other nite, need to open my crack up and insert something

    If not 100 wasted
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    Tonight, subject to atmospheric conditions might be jamming my fingers in a black oily hole
    or resealing my crack, once opened it up
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    alot of cracks your filling

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    Yes pumped my crack with silicon sealer, filled with Poundland draft excluder first
    then, let it skin over, and scewed like merry hell
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    Tonight weird friend bbq. Need to whip my hose out
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    Greased my shafts, got hot, jambed male into female

    hope dont seize again
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    Tonight ramming my male part into the badly splayed female part, ended up cutting
    with angle grinder to get it off, so hopefully a clamp will do, got some exhaust paste somewhere
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    UPDATE:-

    fixed table lamp for naybour, soldered tv board for thick friend
    trued to close my gash up, proper crooked
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    Impersonate scarlet pimplenell, both sides of toon at once
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    Knackered, going to shout obscenities doon blower then play with myself in the garden
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    Painted my long hard shaft black, then lacquered it.

    buggered if could find pry bar, chisel or punch earlier
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    Well tonight, got my ringpiece hot, then hammered it on the the bussness end of my shaft, had to coat my end in grease
    then ring piece went cold and hard, so warmed it up, then hammered it on more, you can see the end of my ring piece has been hammered, but not got a copper/hide mallet

    then flicks my shaft up and lost one of my huts in the long grass , unable to find it
    then I remembered that I have more than one nut, so used that instead.

    once shaft happy, I rammed it in the black hole it lives in, and locked it in its little housing, and just needs a little more screwing.


    Tomorrow I’m hoping to have a good old blow in my tank, got about 35 litres of juice init.
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    Last nite, blow my tank got a load on floor, only a egg cup full.

    TONIGHT:-

    lieing on my back, taking photos of my undercarriage and sending to a stranger
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    Update

    tightened my nuts up, one slightly loose, but grab the shaft it’s attached to and solid
    then ended up squirting some white sticky stuff on my undercarriage
    1/2 can left, amazed how little it covers.

    then ended up with a right turd, came running out one of my holes, faster than fresh shit off a greasy shovel.

    will try and steam clean it off another time, most of it that went down my leg came off with white spirt
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    Tonight, playing with my self and sweating like a pig

    be be changing my bodily fluids, been minging in there two days, just hope not rotted my rubbers
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