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    Having to go to a deloise and have some fleas removed, as been on an
    INFEROR ‘forum’ to get contact with non dk member that due to
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    Bugger joined an INFERIOR “forum” to contact someone, no twitter handle, no email, no DK, Skype,
    phone, fax, address, smoke signals, turns out his name is bob and his telex
    machine, is kept so clean, ready to type to a waiting world.

    Commicated, exchanged, messages then nothing.
    ended up arguing with strangers over blocked drains, bent knitting needles
    then finished up arguing for 2 hours over knife blades, won the toss about
    correct colour cat food boxes.

    now off for appointments with Rentokill, for delouse
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    Tonight out with weird friend, got in pub got chucked out of last year
    then pub got in last got got chucked out if
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    What I was going to do, meant to do and is doing about 3 different things
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    Tonight Matthew, I need to switch into “physio mode” .+100% and hollow
    down the phone at someone, if I had a megaphone would be using that.

    then swap a load of small green things around

    could do with shouting ting at somebody like Steve jobs from grapple over this new ishit
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    UPDATE

    BEEN on the blower for ages, still having to use an INFERIOR “forum”
    although only temporary I’ve had LOTS of posts deleted and about 5 pm from moderate saying
    breezy of rules, then reply asking for verification and the Cnut doesn’t reply
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    Update to the update:-

    really pished off, not in the mood to even feed my imaginary cat
    off to watch digital photo frame of Tracy Barlow in the bath
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    UPDATE TO THE UPDATED UPDATED.

    feel much better, after a way awan ishit fail wash and viewing Tracy Barlow photos
    listened to fab fm as well.

    now got yet another post deleted on this INFERIOR ‘forum ‘
    I like on here simply said I’m not in the mood to feed my imaginary
    cat, turns out even that’s against the rules.


    Got that persons email address so if get blocked no biggy
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    UPDATE TO THE UPDATE TO THE UPDATED UPDATE.

    that inferior website is managed by a load of retards, utter pish
    fart you get told off, sneeze, post deleted.

    I only mentioned that Halfords logo was a different shape a few years ago
    now got 7 day ban for it! Hence why that person email was important!!!
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    TONIGHT:-

    Due to security reasons can’t tell you.

    After said event emailing some bloke I’ve just met on the results of above experiment
    blokes not very forthcoming but better then nothing
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    UPDATE:-

    AS expected, lights on, nobody home. Rung the door bell for 20 minutes solid, and eventually the butler came said mr Bruce Wayne is currantly having a crap and does not wish to be disturbed.

    ok I said, common people like you, smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back in 20 minutes.

    20 minutes later, goes back, no lights on, door bell unscrewed off the wall, no door knocker just a letterbox
    that was too small to get ones head in and shout through it.

    so if no answer on next visit will be a flaming bag of poo on his doorstep *

    *youtube that
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    Ringing thick mate, Walmart for food and imaginary cat food, then leaving voice mail on some likes phone

    then must open this envelope as if I don’t will cost me thousands
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    Update:-

    Went back to the Bat Cave, rung the bell, answered
    by Bruce Wayne himself, told him my DK, member number, told him I have a problem and nobody can help, not even the A team, he partly agreed, then I asked him to verified he was in fact Batman and the basard slamed the door in my face

    Then I kicked the door as hard as I possibly could, nothing.

    Sadly due to strict DK rules on no personal data, I can’t post the address
    of the batcave but if I could would*


    * Some details have been changed to protect some asshole from changing his personal details, before
    some else can have a go at him.h��. Ishit fail
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    Tonight, I rung the bat man appreciation society and complained in the strongest
    possable terms against mr Bruce Wayne, for slam dunking the door in my face
    got a compliment number and everything, this will apprantly be fed back.

    thats sweet, they just sent me a text message, dispite the fact I didn’t remind them of my dk
    member number, makes you think that they can see your number ringing an 0800 number.

    had bacon sandwiches tonight, with plastic cheese, 4 mins in microwave divine, despite saying don’t microwave
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    Installing a fuel tank, then shortly after I’ll be smelling like a plant fitter for the rest of the evening and into latter part of next week
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