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    On topic


    Some where never been yorkshire or hull. 1971 morris ital orange parked on double yellow line gesparpo had stuck a "pay up or we crush your car" ticket on it

    In the back yard some bloke opens garage door to show me a green (no idea what) car but it was covered in pots and pans


    Then back in m/c on a bicycle in a sleeping bag no hands sterring or brakes trying to stop and see <forgotten> but went flying past

    At the bottom of the road a mk1 astra in red cuts me up - mate dave driving with 3 fat people in his car

    Then walking with 4 friends (no idea who) on a motorway junction (spegetti junction?) trying to watch the rac/aa recover a unkown vechile but they are strugliing and <forgotten> person is making it worse for them

    Then some dingy church/catherdrail with some random people trying to get <forgotten> out of a candy machine but it was not candy more like a record or cd


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    dam dam dam

    woke up 3am (looked at clock radio) but was just way too tired even for DK to grab iphone garbage come 7:30 sorry forgot what it was about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    dam dam dam

    woke up 3am (looked at clock radio) but was just way too tired even for DK to grab iphone garbage come 7:30 sorry forgot what it was about.

    Hey, ive done that.. its good.. like this morning i woke up with my iphone all sticky on the digital kaos page.....

    Its a shame we don't have super mods anymore?? what happened to them?? did they get made redundant ???
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    Whst do you mean super mods

    Off topic

    ?5 bluefish leyboard for ipjone eby

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    Blame this on that cheap tesco tea


    was on cell phone to friend of lower intelligencse. Then bent down to see dishwasher front panel broken & now has digital display. Then theres a loud toilet flushing noise from outside. Runs to front door glass missing to just see the arseend of some ody walking away

    Was another but forgot that

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    Just woke up hard day at work


    ip toad at bocy shop young lad comes punter wants to see me

    gets back punter on phone in office feet on desk, happy as a pig in shit with the work
    he snouts thecred key they red key. Loads he car on trailer and fks off


    then i'm in a market stall surrajded by hair clips? Carpets got 2 peasants in front and the spy people asking me questions (there costokers) the dickable woman from today on my right. Then woke up

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    Managed to remember this from other night


    in a parking lot two porta kabins end one each housse a local bussiness i'm looking after them

    the first one no problem. The second one just full of smoke. The dtaff from both companys are in there

    (the one with the smoke they burnt down last year!)

    then theres this fit bird on a step ladder with a fat friend she wants a lift to get up into the attic - whicj is open sky - but im trying not to help her,,, not sure who she is then she says her husbands name and i woke up - ( if you see the husband you would wake up - zombie type)

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    So last night

    2 miles from mhm. See a clio in million bits guy who programmed me at college there pulled me to one side and muttered domething then <forgotten>


    You folks can also use this thread to store your dreams makes good reading later on

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    wooden tandam made out of pallets and bolts bicycle with an 063 car battery on lower cross member

    forgotten the rest sorry not here bye

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    ON TOPIC

    Bit vauge

    on top of a multistorey parking lot, in a car with a dk member
    was name involved, but forgot what it was, not sure if real dk user name, newbie, driving car over the parking lot onto next building

    think others got over, we dropped between buildings, then raised up holding onto
    either steel girder or WWII bomb not sure which

    forgiting other one

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    Vagily rrmrmbered

    at my moms house in front yard is a powerstation chucking out black smoke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Vagily rrmrmbered

    at my moms house in front yard is a powerstation chucking out black smoke

    This thread has become a personal blog for you meatyy
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    Yeah reading back, woundering if my profile got hacked, deny all the posts in this thread!!!!!

    look at posting time

    think if tired no dreams if nit tired dreams

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    Report it to the admin team.. they have powers you wouldnt believe.. they can even tell you the sex of the child...

    Mad aint it....
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    Sorry people, some basteward was shouting outside at 2 AM, woke me up, remembered what was draming about for 2 seconds then gone

    Next thing at 2 AM is the naybour shouting the flea bitten moggy in! - quite loudly.

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