Kalipo mate quivk look at this post if no good close page if hit read 20 times. http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...1/#post2015116
Kalipo mate quivk look at this post if no good close page if hit read 20 times. http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...1/#post2015116
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you div, read the post, could be a thread about potatos, just read that post, see if it adds to your dream.
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
ON TOPIC
1988 montego, big bundle of french wiring under drivers seat, small plastic box from last time we worked on the car, same fault no brake lights, then German Swedish & Polish turn up with a Haynes manual ?20 sods, pays for it(mhm have account), then walk back out customer then sussed it out making book waste of time. Had no break lites from customer doing to much 'dogging '
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ON TOPIC - REAL DREAM ONLY2 USER NAME CHANGED AND 1 LOCATION TO COMPLY WITH THE MEAT CITY DARA PROTECTION ACT
Starts living with mom and dad still, wakes up cold cup of tea by bed, looks out window car and trailer gone, must be down lotment, also the <UNKOWN> thats green is gone, so has two boxes of self tappers
Next scence:-
down the sunday school everbody is singing i'm working on the old organ, the lids are off but just need a few small self tappers to screw the double lids vack on.
needs my suster to drive the organ to check it's a good fix.....mom is there (dad is still dead now), she says she has the two boxes of self tappers in the van i need to screw organ lid back on, but she MUST take them home anyway.
NEXT SCENCE:-
took my t shirt off sat on hay bailes in a LONG que to get out if sunday school to get the self tappers, then somebody says some thing about just go for it. Then we are the other side if the square, mom me and <NAME WITHHELD> the leader of the local council, he/she is handing packets of nice buscuits ringing door bells muntering about no sugar
NEXT SCENCE
Outside this shop, <NAME WITHELD> is annousing birthdays, some 8 yr kid stood there.
i turn around, now edge of next village, new houses built, asks mom if she anyjdea no
then the 8 year old callef 'Kiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssttttttttyyyyyyyy y' thats how <NAME WITHHELD> said it has tyrned into <ANOTHER NAME WITHHELD>, so turns away, then turns back.
So now the girl and <ANOTHER NAME WITHHELD> have gone leaving a black mark 3 astra with an alarm fault, so me and mom pop the hood, look down so see sane xar from ither day cause day still scratched on bellypan (not excat date but something like). 7/6/62
then i turn lights on buzzer going all the time, i saud to the thick bloke of car, pointing to passenger kick well rip that panel off, he rips the driverss sill trim off and exposes the sill - bit hole and a gas pipe, ripps ither sill off, undoes the plug, still lights on buzzer.
<BIT OF DREAM MISSING>
I asked ???? She said sonething like both GPS stopped or started on the motorway at <WITHHELD LOCATION> 45 mins away.
Now in the astra mile up road with just the bird and this lites on buzzer at fault, then i realised the fault is in her head.
so i peels her collar down and unhooks the rubber of her head off her neck lifts up buzzer stops.
i asked is that your real neck, she said no because, i went screamish not letting her explain why
But she did say her head is hekd on with sugar and water
so i hooks her head back on her neck, then i notice her face is drawn on, eye patch like a teddy bear
Then <FORGOTTEN> mentioned she says they cut her open 2 years ago and took the gkass out her lungs. I asked can your head do a 360 like an owl, she said no caus of pipes
then she shouts to a small furry animal "i'm not always here"
THIS IS A 100 % REAL GENUINE REAL DREAM, WITH NOTHING ADDED OR TOOK AWAY AND IS 99% AS DREAMED.
Last edited by Meat-Head; 7th July, 2013 at 08:59 AM. Reason: Should have proff read first
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
AWESOME thread, would NEVER have managed to remeber that lot, without the help of DK - real dream, nothing made up
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
ON TOPIC
In parking lot at work, customer puts something on the back shelf of thei car, bit like you would with an umbrella, i chucks the heavy german bit of wood from the trunk fllor in the same direction. Then discovered it was their baby, ugly looking thing, but still worked after getting squashed
endof dream, no more data avalible
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Sorry now woke up, cant rember what was dreaming about
anybody else got any to share
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Been dreaming alot the last few days and it makes a change because it aint about nightmare jobs. Its about catching flys.
Been trying out various fly catching sticky papers etc.. we either got educated flys or these dam stick devices dont work.
I deserve a pint tonight to celebrate catching 1 fly today. I think my dream could be a nightmare tonight because every time i took a look a leg or wing still had some movement going on..
Last edited by darwins; 12th July, 2013 at 02:02 PM.
Go for it. The future is promised to no one
One Cold bear.... One dead fly........ Hundreds to go... Flys.................. not bears
No dreams tonightplease...
Go for it. The future is promised to no one
Bugger done it afain, unable to remember, just can only think something to wacking a sheep with a bit of wood
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
damm not able to share this one.
Involved a 'black box' one with hairs not fur
Post would have an 55 Age rating if it was posted
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
living at Moms in bedroom with the brown carpet still, got a car battery with lid removed, it's boiled dry overnight 3 cells
got a bucket of acid, pours it in, but spills bit on carpet
the one drop on carpet bubled on top - gets water from sink (where do should be) trieds to wash off, but appears to have Scotch Guard (TM) on it releif.
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Sorry about this, past few nights, had some wicked one, but sadly my iShit is not working, so by time get up, have forgetten what they wereAl
l i can tell you was a well weird one, but that's it, trying to remeber when in bed, but nil poi, instantly forgot
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
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