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    it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.


    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
    The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    Amzanig huh?

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    Seen that before but i still feel compelled to read it all again !

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    If you hold your breath for 10 minutes you will die

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    Quote Originally Posted by opsmonkey View Post
    If you hold your breath for 10 minutes you will die
    if you attempt to hold your breath for even half of this time, you are stupid
    Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulld0g View Post
    Fish , don't really have fingers
    but do chickens have nuggets hmmmm!!

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    There are no curtains anywhere on a cow
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    That old cow down the street is looking through curtains all the time.
    I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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    that old woman down the street has X-ray vision
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    Quote Originally Posted by opsmonkey View Post
    If you hold your breath for 10 minutes you will die
    everyone's favorite magician david blaine held his breath for over 17 minutes live on tv.

    i myself can hold mine for over 2 hours whilst in the bath but i am a walrus oo coo ker choo

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSpider View Post
    There are no curtains anywhere on a cow
    not true all women have beef curtains unless they have no vagina then technically they are not women at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by chroma View Post

    The longest word you can type on the topmost row of a QWERTY layout is TYPEWRITER
    not strictly true sir proprieter also has 10 letters too


    but RUPTUREWORT has 11 how about that then

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    Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups.
    When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by forntida View Post
    A quarter of the world?s plants are threatened with extinction by the year 2010.
    just too add to this though around 2000 new species of plants are found every year

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    Quote Originally Posted by opsmonkey View Post
    If you hold your breath for 10 minutes you will die

    isnt the record for holding your breath after inhaling pure oxygen 17 minutes???
    But for a normal holding your breath your probaby right.

    Remember David Blaine holding his breath underwater, ok maybe if your bored one sunday afternoon.

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    National birthrates rise and fall with the height of heels.

    Who's heels? There must have been a lot of births in the early seventies with all those platform shoes.
    I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

 

 
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