Internet Dating

**garry1312** · 1st June, 2015, 11:20 AM

Enjoying the new office. Some tidy burds

**Meat-Head** · 1st June, 2015, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by garry1312

Enjoying the new office. Some tidy burds

No word of a lie. Local company it was in the workshop "is it my turn to knob the office Byrd or yours?"

**garry1312** · 2nd June, 2015, 08:42 AM

best behaviour meaty

just eye candy. I keep business and professional life separately.

Either are confusing enough without combining them

**Meat-Head** · 17th June, 2015, 09:01 PM

OFF TOPIC:-

Burd comes in, parks her car over the road, says ill just get my stuff out, ok drop key in when your done.

She comes back in, I'm on the blower, I gesticulate her presence, so instead of hand to key to another member of Team Meat, she wanders off to look at the triffid in next doors yard, does she see me and come running, no had to go to her to get the key!

As it happens was dead easy job, 20 mins, used a second hand part, charged her ?125+VAT, served her right.

**GastonJ** · 27th June, 2015, 12:32 AM

Ever thought of trying this dating service? http://www.clowndating.com/

**Meat-Head** · 27th June, 2015, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by GastonJ

Ever thought of trying this dating service? http://www.clowndating.com/

Did look at goth dating, sort of what I'm looking for but unfair from the other side.

Did tweet match and the other one no tweet back

**ifred** · 27th June, 2015, 08:08 AM

give this one a try meaty

http://www.grabagrannydating.co.uk/
We have thousands of local sexy older women, horny grannies, Gilf's, and mature ladies ready and waiting to date you.

They'll be used to second hand parts and will pay much more than ?125+vat for a 20 min job

**Meat-Head** · 12th July, 2015, 03:48 PM

WOW went to bank to pay water bill, the bird behind the counter, great because she was 'at work' she had to be nice, black hair, jet black shoulder length, perfect ten wore a twelve.

had her FULL user name on her badge for stalking reasons (sorry missed it).
but because amount over a ton in cash had to be counted in back room.

shame, but she had ring n/s finger an UNREADABLE tattoo on wrist

**FxShaw** · 12th July, 2015, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Meat-Head

WOW went to bank to pay water bill, the bird behind the counter, great because she was 'at work' she had to be nice, black hair, jet black shoulder length, perfect ten wore a twelve.

had her FULL user name on her badge for stalking reasons (sorry missed it).
but because amount over a ton in cash had to be counted in back room.

shame, but she had ring n/s finger an UNREADABLE tattoo on wrist

Should of wrote on a piece of paper. We should tweet sometimes...I can tweet u really really good and hoping you can do the same to me and we will have a tweeting good time.
then give it to her hahaha

**Meat-Head** · 9th August, 2015, 06:37 PM

So as noticed by Cindy Lauper, time after time the HOT looking birds *NEVER* say thank you, let alone grunt.

So was earlier walking out a shop, incoming was a hot looking Byrd, wearing a front mounted brat, Wasnt looking, internal software noticed said brat had slipped so its gob was covered by the carrier and its air intake were VERY VERY close to the top of the carrier.

Decidecd that would NOT get a grunt let alone a thank you, decided to let her pass, let her find out when it started churning out black smoke (lack of oxygen) or even stopped when running and she discovered something was wrong.

Oh if you ever Tweet to. @realmlombard a compliment you get ignored, no matter how many you Tweet. Tweet her ONE insult, bang blocks you. Same insult to @kateford76 no reaction either way.

**ifred** · 9th August, 2015, 08:18 PM

Try this one meat.
Granma Gerdie

@GranmaGerdie

Better to step over , than trip over one.. National Domestic Violence Hotline: http://www.thehotline.org

**Meat-Head** · 9th August, 2015, 10:51 PM

Errr thanks but no, once they get loaded into them shops, the silicon chip inside there heads switched to overload and won't reset

**ifred** · 10th August, 2015, 08:45 AM

Its not the silicon in the head to worry about, imagine what would happen if in a collision the bumpers burst and the silicon vaporised!
That be the end of Vic

**HappyBob** · 4th September, 2015, 10:19 AM

I tried online dating, it was a disaster in my opinion I am pretty shy and thought, F##k it il try it see what happens. I met someone for a date, was going really well and I asked her how many dates she had, and she told me over 50! Then I asked her how long she been online dating, she then said 4 months. So she has had 50 dates in 3 months, to me thats a little crazy, I am so glad she told me this while we were eating, usually I pay as I like to be a gentleman, but it looks like she enjoys free meals. I must say we never met again after that

, but there are a lot of dating sites out there, probably too many I would always check out reviews, I think the one I ready before I joined was WOW Date, was pretty useful, and never try the free ones, its full of fake profiles.

**Meat-Head** · 5th September, 2015, 05:26 PM

Happybob mate are you actually saying that there really is people that are fake???

so members Devilfish and brick, omglol, gmb45 all could be fake names not their real ones?