Internet Dating

**Meat-Head** · 3rd February, 2014, 11:10 PM

NUGGER IT, iust deleting emails on ishit, done 50 then accidently clucked on one from florist reference glowers for the HOT bird from the parts department, buggfr it, now WELL pudhed off

ogg yongrd now, see if can add to the online dreams thread

**Meat-Head** · 20th February, 2014, 12:44 AM

Thats really annoyed me, can't mention details but had a female customer in, her chassis was fine
trim length fine, but wrong color, she said something that made me think 'ohh becareful' but i didnt want to offend her as she had just spent ?565533566566;654444;;;;+ VAT on a sidelight bulb with us, but she effectifly insulted me, which is fine, no problem, but just well fat ugly chick, some bloke, my boss, mom or naybour said that i would not even noticecd
Do all fit birds say things offendive????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????

**M T Glass** · 20th February, 2014, 06:58 AM

Dear Meat, it would seem that this bird picked up your vibes and decided to bring the ramp down on you.. She put up her firewall and downloaded anti meat virus and had a look at your ecu prom. Perhaps you came on too strong, your cylinders not been worn in enough yet or maybe she found a lot of malware.
Perhaps a more gentle approach next time, but be sure the colour chart matches the spray job and a little bit of fine tuning might not go astray. Read Dale Carnegy on 'how to influence the weather and pull chicks' or maybe try a new approach by reading J.R.Hartleys 'The gentle art of fly fishing'.
Hope I have helped.

M.T.Agony Aunt.

**Meat-Head** · 20th February, 2014, 08:22 AM

I wanted to say first 'your cars a pile of crap' but she was a fruit snd nut, with extra nut

**Meat-Head** · 6th March, 2014, 11:51 PM

So looked out the window the other day to see a bird nearly of required spec ( up rated chassis) but otherwise looked perfect.

the bloke she was with looked like a tirefitter called lium.
he looked like a right monkey.

yesterday and today i managed to wait a certain spot/time to see the hot bird from the parts place go past.
But bit of a speedd deomon!

yesterday i was in the parking lot, see a nice bird go to the drug dealer next door ( front for fruit and veg shop)
then she came very close to me, walked pass and spoke to another team member, bitch

**M T Glass** · 7th March, 2014, 06:42 AM

Thing is Meat, and only speaking from my own experience, all of the 'stunners' I liked/craved/stalked couldn't boil an egg. And turned out to be proper beaches.

**Meat-Head** · 7th March, 2014, 08:14 AM

Yeah, but if your driving. Fast down a road in a nissan 200 with a ferrari body kit, you get more looks

there are birds of the required specs, just like parking spaces
taken, handicapped, or too far away

**Meat-Head** · 11th March, 2014, 12:44 AM

Where the chuff is Chesterfield ? Is it between London and Scotland?

**Meat-Head** · 20th April, 2014, 09:45 PM

ON TOPIC:-

right this is the letter I never got round to mamaking

Dead match, mac, smooch, singles365.con etc

i have relevantly asked for a bird from meat city centre, that matches my requirements, also driving a certain make/model and floor car.

well 2 weeks ago such a bird Ruth such a car came in to mhm.

the car behaved as it should, even managed to pull the CORRECT fault code with only driving tthe car 2 meters.

the down dude was her name wasn't 'Tiffany' - so no good as how would I have breakfast at hers if her name wasn't Tiffany, nor could be be alone.

i also shanked her radio, she hasn't been back fit it, on opening it it has my FAVORUTE EEPROM in it 93C46

please ignore the spelling as the rica art on this Ishiguro has been reset and its still learning

yours
nea
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**Meat-Head** · 25th May, 2014, 01:54 AM

ADVERISEMENT

Eharmony.scum have some free shit this weekend, but just that, shit.

Don't get wound up by it, just stay here in dk.

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match.tawts. Was that a one off or do you have to insert coin to wink at a bird now?

**Meat-Head** · 25th May, 2014, 02:10 AM

Stick in your pipe and smoke it match.tawt. Just sent this ..

(/ishit) THIS SITE IS MORE SHIT NOW THAN IT WAS BEFORE.

INSERT COIN TO WINK AT SOMEBODY, GET REAL YOU DICKHEADS.

WHAT A TOSSER DECIDING YOU HAVE TO INSERT COIN TO VIEW WHAT ANOTHER MEMBER IS LOOKING FOR.

YOU CLEARLY THINK YOUR OWN SITE IS SHIT AS THE DEFAULT INSERT COIN IS 6 MONTHS, SHITHEADS.

NOT EVEN PASSWORDS ON DK WINDS ME UP LIKE THUS SITE.

MUST ADMIT AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE OPTION TO PAY MONEY UNLIJE DK..

TOTAL CRAP THIS SITE NEVER EXCACT ITEM IN STOCK YOU GOB SHITES (/ishit)

**DOUGALMCD** · 25th May, 2014, 12:13 PM

So what you are saying unless I misunderstood was *"^****(____)---------.........*******

**Meat-Head** · 25th May, 2014, 02:04 PM

Yeah basically bunt if tawts all of them.

never got round to contacting advertising standards, you advertise something in Ingland it MUDT do what it says.

so what 10,9999,0000 users, rule out 6,000,000 men, then rule out 346 other countries, then the county, then the town, then year of manufactor, then software, then ride height, kerb side weight, previsoly enjoyed, comes down to either 1 50 miles east or 30 miles west.

or the other case is yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, then discover its 300 miles away, then you notice the spec sheet says EMERICAN SOFTWARE INSTALLED.

no good, it's a tomoato not a tomato, it's color not color ir tire verses tyre, plou verses plough, light switches the wrong way up, extension cord not lead, 110volt, twice the currant, but somewhere thes 240 volt with white as the neutral! Crazy fkus.