Pee in your bath ?

**ecufix** · 7th June, 2013, 07:28 AM

A local lad claims that he has cured a bad acne and a pimple problem that he has suffered with for a long time by peeing in his bath water while bathing . He also claims that the pheromones have been phenominal in attracting the opposite sex ,I am worried that our local young lad population will be walking around smelling like pee , with the neighborhoods lasses following them everywhere.

**Meat-Head** · 7th June, 2013, 07:33 AM

Why would you post about it, keep it quiet so rest of the teenage dirtbags are spotty

**johnboy1974** · 7th June, 2013, 11:19 AM

You're talking piss again mate.

**Canker_Canison** · 7th June, 2013, 01:23 PM

If they wanna smell like my great grandmother, let 'em do it.

I discovered a cure for all known cancers & STD's. But I went out & got pi**ed, lost my laptop, was hit by a tornado outside B&Q, thrown to the road side where a cyclist landed on me after being hit by a car at a junction. I woke up in hospital with no memory of my greatest gift to the human race, only a vague recollection of getting excited during a golden shower... Then my dog ate my homework.
All I could find was the results page from the lab that ran all the tests. Even now they still contact me with multimillion pound offers for the secret.

And if you believe that....send me all your money so I can continue my research

**thered** · 7th June, 2013, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Canker_Canison

If they wanna smell like my great grandmother, let 'em do it.

I discovered a cure for all known cancers & STD's. But I went out & got pi**ed, lost my laptop, was hit by a tornado outside B&Q, thrown to the road side where a cyclist landed on me after being hit by a car at a junction. I woke up in hospital with no memory of my greatest gift to the human race, only a vague recollection of getting excited during a golden shower... Then my dog ate my homework.
All I could find was the results page from the lab that ran all the tests. Even now they still contact me with multimillion pound offers for the secret.

And if you believe that....send me all your money so I can continue my research

I believe the golden shower off the dog bit

**Kalipo** · 7th June, 2013, 07:32 PM

I once had sex with a girl 2 years ago.. i was walking her home.. and she decided she needed a piss.. being drunk herself she decided it was okay to crouch in some bushes in the middle of the road.. i managed to get some piss on me that night which i was gad cause i met another girl a few days later

SO maybe pissing on each other will do us each a favour??

**Meat-Head** · 7th June, 2013, 10:56 PM

Canker mate dont sysspose you kaotop had the dtuff on it, posted on her thermite i think? Tge secret recepie

**nara** · 8th June, 2013, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by Meat-Head

Canker mate dont sysspose you kaotop had the dtuff on it, posted on her thermite i think? Tge secret recepie

Somebody help me out here?

**gc1966** · 8th June, 2013, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by nara

Somebody help me out here?

**Canker_Canison** · 8th June, 2013, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Meat-Head

Canker mate dont sysspose you kaotop had the dtuff on it, posted on her thermite i think? Tge secret recepie

Have you been on the catnip?

@thered...
If you knew my dog, nothing is safe. He's pi**ed on me twice while I was picking up his latest master piece in turd art. Then he discovered the art of tea-bagging... my nephew didn't know what to do

**thered** · 8th June, 2013, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Canker_Canison

Have you been on the catnip?

@thered...
If you knew my dog, nothing is safe. He's pi**ed on me twice while I was picking up his latest master piece in turd art. Then he discovered the art of tea-bagging... my nephew didn't know what to do

As long as your enjoying it thats the main thing

**thered** · 8th June, 2013, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Kalipo

being drunk herself she decided it was okay to crouch in some bushes in the middle of the road..

Must have been some night, bushes in middle of road

We have speed bumps

**Kalipo** · 8th June, 2013, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by thered

Must have been some night, bushes in middle of road

We have speed bumps

They wernt really much hiding her

..

** UPDATE ***

Had a shower last night and pissed on my right foot.. For a few weeks ive had hard skin on the top half of my foot.. today after weeing.. ive noticed the ski n is starting to flake??

Coincidence? im not sure.. ill update when applicable..!