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    Quote Originally Posted by martinkaos View Post
    A granny who....
    was very DEAD.........

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    not this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by gopher7 View Post
    was very DEAD.........


    AND GONE FOREVER................
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    All grannies exploded...

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    Spontaneous human combustion.....................
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    Ashes on bed.

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    BBQ tongs ready...

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    to remove her

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    Singed liver remains....................
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    For my breakfast.

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    lunch and dinner

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    But not supper..................
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    as i always

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    Pussy for supper.....................
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