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    Default Chicken or the Egg

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    wwhat came first the chicken or the egg

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    Asda!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZOLA01 View Post
    Bored sitting here in work
    wwhat came first the chicken or the egg
    One or the other. Anyway stop being lazy and get some work done , you skiver

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    The egg.

    Genetic mutation, it was a close relative of the chicken (a duck crossed with a regular bird speices) that laid the egg that wound up being a real chicken.
    This wond up being a hybrid of both and went on to reproduce with another bird which laid an egg which became even more chicken like, which went on to mate with another duck and again became even more chicken like.

    Unless of course your from the US bible belt where Darwin is a HEATHEN and a HERETIC in which case some fictionl imaginary "being" made chickens.

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    The egg which was created by scientists as a substitute automobile fuel. It was a failure because everyone started running out off Shell.
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    neither: the cockerel

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    ffs its easy.. the egg of course.
    egg for breakfast
    chicken for dinner. end of.....

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    In all the dictionaries I've ever had the chicken has always came before the egg
    but I can only speculate on why it crossed the road

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZOLA01 View Post
    Bored sitting here in work
    wwhat came first the chicken or the egg
    Depends on what position they used in bed, and which one was the male or the female..

 

 

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