I was sitting on the loo waiting to have a crap.. it took a while but i forced a massive log out, it hit the pan with a massive boom, when i looked down it was nowhere to be seen and when i wiped my arse the paper was completely clean..
Explain that one away if you can..! I was sober, not tired and of sound mind at the time
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Thread: Just plain wierd
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22nd October, 2009, 06:45 PM #1V.I.P. Member
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Just plain wierd
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Yea its a phantom shit m8. Nothing sinister there. Shit happens. Or does it
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22nd October, 2009, 07:10 PM #3Member
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Code:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost%20poo
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Did you check your underwear later for skid marks?
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It is worse when the velocity does not take it round the 'U' bend. I had to get my wife to bring a pair of steps once so I could get down off it.
On that subject. Do you know why shit is tapered?
So that your ass does not close with a bang.I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism
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i carnt believe that urban dictionary page even exists lmao!
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Next time drop your pants first.
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