Biggest Kebab in the World

[ruudvandan]

Here I am wrestlin with the biggest kebab in the world! Yum Yummmm!!!

[chroma]

I watched a programme many moons ago that showed just how much nastyness was actualy in an average kebab.

Turns ot theres a full wine glass of fat!

Not that i suspect from the glint on your proud eye, that this is of any major concern!
Never turned me off of the things either, in fact it only served to worsen my condition and instead og plain old kebabs i opt for the far more "coronarily devastating" variant of a "hoagie."

The much beloved "Hoagie"

Take one generous dolop of chapati dough, flatten it to the size of a 16" pizza.
Place it on the cover of a tandoor and apply a blowtorch to the topside. once it inflates then flip it over and torch the other.

Moving on take your now delectibly prepared chapati and cover with chips (or as the yanks like to call em "fries")
Smother this in cheese.
Smother the cheese in your choice of Donner Meat, Spicy chicken, Mexican Chicken, or opt for the "Chromas Colonic Depthcharge" and get all of the above.

Smother that in kebab sauce and top with "garnish" otherwise known ass the healthy cabage, onion and lettuce salad stuff.

Now for the hard part, ROLL that badboy into a huge cigarlike object (fine cuban cigars are possibly less fatal) then dig in.

Ensure great care to get as much of it on yourself as is humanly possable without wasting too much (in other words screw the salad, its ok to be "on you" but avoid getting the healthy option "in you."

Once devoured consult your nearest mortician.

I eat about 2 of these a month, i go in and order a large with a side of chips and cheese.

Get home and eat about half of it, feel suicidaly bloated and give the other half to the dog (who was dubious at first but has imbraced his inner glutton now) and then eat maybe quarter of the chips before givving those to the dog.

The chips and cheese are an essential defensive measure, not to be underestimated, if the hoagie is a battleship (which is most certainly is) then the side order of chips is more akin to a minefields to disaude any would be close up attackers!

Everyone wants a bit of hoagie so you can fob them off with chips and cheese, like chaff to in incomming surface to air missile Thusly protecting the sanctity and integrity of this holiest of foodstuffs.

[ruudvandan]

very interesting point, but there is one major flaw in your analysis:

This is no average kebab!

It's all burnt off now anyway. I weigh myself every morning. The morning after that kebab I'd put on 2.5lbs, but this morning I am back to what it was. Yesterdays game of rugby probably saw to that!

[aftermath]

cant beat a kebab after a skin full of beer.

i would have a damn good go at eating that.. even now

[ruudvandan]

BBC NEWS | Europe | 'Body sold' to Russia kebab shop

beats the alsatian meat we're used to in this country

[Mista Edit]

woooow, impressive

[tinkerbell2811]

love keebabs sober or drunk yummmyyyyy

[opsmonkey]

i went out with a girl who had a massive kebab.. she loved it being munched

[zaphodbb]

i went out with a girl who had a massive kebab.. she loved it being munched

as long as it was badly packed of course

[westkill]

i went out with a girl who had a massive kebab.. she loved it being munched

my kind of munching
cant beat it

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Here I am wrestlin with the biggest kebab in the world! Yum Yummmm!!!

Mmmm yumm!

[chroma]

great idea to have your face in a picture with a visible eurovox remote

Its FTA only *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Its FTA only *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

Still illegal to use Virgin or NTL lines with any 3rd party box as its still their property even if its FTA!

[chroma]

Still illegal to use Virgin or NTL lines with any 3rd party box as its still their property even if its FTA!

Ah but hes performed insane hacks to intall a DVB-S tuner into it and powers the LNB with sheer bodyheat.... hence the need for such mammoth calorie intake

It all makes sense when you think about it!

[ruudvandan]

great idea to have your face in a picture with a visible eurovox remote

good point so I removed it! do us a favour and remove the one fom your post! will repost next time i get one.

Like chroma says its got a dvb-s tuner in it but aint worth the hassle of havin to explain it all!!