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    Default New car or wife

    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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    This is not about new wife joker per se but:

    I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.
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    But she figured out I was only after my money.
    Carpe diem, carpe noscem, carpe vitae!

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    Very funny

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    Nice one)) tricky and about the life, I like that one)

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    car and wife

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    sure car

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    Best pick up line so far

    • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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    of course the wife

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    Agree

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    Wife on car

 

 

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