New car or wife

[1Heinrich]

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

[sticky21]

This is not about new wife joker per se but:

I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.
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But she figured out I was only after my money.

[dozerman]

Very funny

[Lina1]

Nice one)) tricky and about the life, I like that one)

[toyota123]

car and wife

[Edward2929]

sure car

[ancutesculiviu]

Best pick up line so far

• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

[ImDrug]

of course the wife

[kevinlaughlin]

Agree

[Czaku]

[Mwp]

Wife on car

[barrosanchez]

Wife on car

of course jajaaj