One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.
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    Default One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

    On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:


    "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

    The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."

    "That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"

    So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.

    But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.

    The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says :

    "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."

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    I love to go to this section of the forum, almost cool jokes.

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    😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

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    The joke is very nice. Sad that I did not discover it earlier. I had last week a conference regarding the activity of Einstein. This joke would make the atmosphere better there. We had an attendance of 5000 people. This conference was hosted online with the help of the guys from https://brightvisionevents.co.uk/con...nce-streaming/.
    It was very interesting, we had a lot of speakers. The most interesting was the team-building games. In this way, we met a lot o few and interesting people. Also, some people had the chance to strengthen their communication skills.
    Last edited by MsAkagi; 11th April, 2021 at 12:51 PM.

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    Very cool. I want to share a little information, too. Did you know how the search engine works and what technologies are included in this system? I recommend that you familiarize yourself with the speech recognition technology. It opened my eyes to many processes of search engines in the Internet space.
    Last edited by GrantLuis; 8th April, 2021 at 07:19 PM.

 

 

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