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    Default Pick up line

    Him: Can I have your number?
    Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
    Him: So? In football you have a goalkeeper but eventually someone scores anyway.
    Last edited by Russlander; 4th October, 2019 at 05:34 AM.

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    hey , whatsapppp :P

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    hello skype

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    Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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    Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

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    Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

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    There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

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    Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

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    Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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    Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

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    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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    Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

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    Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

 

 

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