If you know where is working, remove jack out his van, send to fake job, let tyre down, hide aa/rac card, see how long it is before you get a call asking for help
Hey, don't you just hate when people take the pish at work..
Im in charge of a staff and im constantly getting texts and phonecalls about so called staff who haven't done anything and its nearly lunch..
so i today i think ive had enough.. rocks up and tit is just stood there looking at the floor aimlesly.. i said what you doing?? oh im just looing at this? well.. for a starters the work you have "supposadly" done is sub standard.. and i know you havent because the stock required to do so isnt on your vehical.. oh but i dont know how to do it and i have never done it before.. WHAT!! your telling me all the work you have done for the last 3 years is sub standard.. anyway sorts it out for him and leaves him at half 10 today.. at half 12 he still hasnt done it.. so goes back and instead of looking at the floor hes now looking at his drivers seat from the footpath.. ffs wake up..
some people need to give their head a wobble and wake up.. paying them 30k a year is clearly not enough obv...
If you know where is working, remove jack out his van, send to fake job, let tyre down, hide aa/rac card, see how long it is before you get a call asking for help
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super jumbe (2nd November, 2019)
sounds like a great place to work, you must have hundreds of staff, if takes you hours to see that hes not working. i would sack you
tiger4
Simple cut your phone sim in 64 peaces job done!!!
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Meat-Head (2nd November, 2019)
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