Car manufactures fu*k ups

[rideon]

Damn i had a good laugh....
As in 1.ZER0...

If you want a petrol engine with a cheaper trim level, your only option is a 113bhp 1.0-litre. Based on our experience of this engine in other VW models, we suspect it might struggle in the relatively weighty Touran – but we'll confirm this over the coming weeks when we get behind the wheel.

NO she@....

[Meat-Head]

VW MK7 gulf how do you clean the small triangle windows in front of doors on edge of dash?

[Meat-Head]

Ford vw and few others, fluid tanks where you need a funnel to fill them

[penneyduck]

How about Lotus s2 Europa from the 1970s?
Every single nut bolt and washer inaccesable.
the only thing that worked to sone degree was the Renault engine.
Now, that is saying something.

[Meat-Head]

Ford Focus water in trunk and lots of it then under carpet flooding entire car

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hapb7A6dlsc

[martin1234]

the old for pinto engine, you had to take the head off to replace camshaft,
the head camshaft housings were machined the wrong way in the engine build plant,

[rideon]

Big Brother is here...

Mercedes-Benz arseholes in Elizabeth Reginastan have been spying on select customers by installing covert GPS tracking devices on their Stuttgart shitboxes.

Nice sponsor message .

[Meat-Head]

On topic:-

(currently in the bath if you need to know)

the *HOT* Byrd from the parts department her other half has bmw 2 series
2016/2017 model that bmw know where he is, speeds, service due etc

[Meat-Head]

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dont waste money on expensive computers, smack it with a hammer

https://www.techtips.ie/Autodata/aut...en-driving.pdf

[rideon]

Think this is just part 1.1 beta version.....

In the case (Az. 7O 166/18) was about a VW Tiguan diesel with the scandal engine EA 189th This vehicle was the Volkswagen offered software update, which removes the unauthorized shutdown device according to the company. But actually turned out now in the process that VW also used in the software update so-called thermal windows. This ensures that the exhaust gas cleaning works only at outside temperatures between 10 and 32 degrees Celsius. If it is warmer or colder, the exhaust gas cleaning remains switched off.

Original source (german) Just use your favorite translate site or watch this two blokes...

[mjeinc]

Here one last from my BMW Mini R50 automatic gearbox problem, maybe someone has the same problem and like that he gets solved...

The gearbox CVT - GACVT16Z by ZF, did start to not change gears and it gone up by over 3000 turns without changing, after a ton of forum reads, i´ve changed the oil and same problem... exactly 7 days later, than i´ve changed with an other CVT gearbox but after a week same problems.

For keeping that short (for more infos pls pm me) - all what you have to do FIRST at all, change the car battery, drive 1-2 weeks and see results, in my case after changing the battery every problem was solved !!!

[sufyann]

Here one last from my BMW Mini R50 automatic gearbox problem, maybe someone has the same problem and like that he gets solved...

The gearbox CVT - GACVT16Z by ZF, did start to not change gears and it gone up by over 3000 turns without changing, after a ton of forum reads, i´ve changed the oil and same problem... exactly 7 days later, than i´ve changed with an other CVT gearbox but after a week same problems.

For keeping that short (for more infos pls pm me) - all what you have to do FIRST at all, change the car battery, drive 1-2 weeks and see results, in my case after changing the battery every problem was solved !!!

That's weird, changing the battery would solve a gearbox problem

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[Meat-Head]

That's weird, changing the battery would solve a gearbox problemlk

Not if the engine ecu is happy down to 6 volts, but gearbox ecu cant cope beliw 11volts

[Meat-Head]

1) this needs research, but some ford, unknown model, reuse the original
Bolts for the clutch, flywheel?? LOCKS THE ENGINE UP AND FKCKS IT

2) Transit latest generation wiper motor electric plug, so rain fills it with water

3) some mazda put tiny motor bike battery right behind front bumper

4) some bmw wiring unprotected through metal hole

5) some mercdes tiny battery in trunk undesr rear light
Put your jump leads or tent pegs in there, fizzle

6) fiat turbo 2008 cambelt SIXTEEN 16 HOUR job

[Stelaras26]

I Just love this thread man,i just love it. :P :P :P