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    Citroen C3 the new that are delivering these days, wash it or let outside in rain, then open the trunk:
    when it is in the full open position you have 2 seconds to go a few step beyond the car or you will receive
    a free shower from the car.
    Poor design, water goes in and stay in until you fully open the trunk, to wash yourself.
    Never seen in the history of the car industry.
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    Caution wear ppe risk of corno virus

    spanking new mazda engine from dealer ready wrecked

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6YFQQ7FiIk

    wash hands for 20 seconds after watching

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    What I repeat WHAT da faq is going on with Fiat and Jeep group:
    some Ducato and some Jeep models alternator does not charge untill you hit throttle.
    If owner start the engine and leave it at idle the battery will slowly discharge.

    Some has error, most has no fault, Duki has a new flash for ecu but will not do it only for da alternator. Too risky to do flash via wifi.
    With my really poor wifi.
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    Golf 6 1.6 102hp differential made with butter no chance to find 1 used as all break.
    New OEM with repair parts 1500 eur
    Can you repeat please?
    New OEM with repair parts 1500 eur
    Can you repeat please?
    New OEM with repair parts 1500 eur
    What?
    1500 eur

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    Vauxhall / Open, Corsa d egr valve, ???? Just why at all , complete nightmare to replace or even clean

    Why put parking sensors in rear bumper, but when you need a replacement bumper with the fore mentioned sensor holes, can't get hold of one !!!!!!!!
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    Latest generation of Ford Fiesta, under hood fusebox is upside down
    you unclip to remove but Rumor states looses power from the contact so you cant use volt meter

    then when refitttd if not fully down no start

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    On topic:-

    renult capture last bit of front window shield has slightly curved, so makes it like your driving a monocal

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    All Ford 2012? to present win the alesso's prize for
    worst reliability on AC system - conditioning side


    They all arrive empty, multiple leaks, only one has internal leak need to remove full dash,
    told he better goes somewhere else as we don't have time an can't compete in time/money with ford service.


    Also 2020? or was a 2018??? Bmax fuse box under steering column is far, is mounted
    inclined 45 degrees, you can reach fuses with a long pliers, but what if you have to
    insert a wire to steal current of one existing fuse?
    Is it reachable through pedals? Nope, hand will not pass.
    Will you remove knee airbag? Not me, had no time to mess with it, I have to install a ~~~~ing box not to
    search more more trouble.

    You can only have access with the tiny plastic window you can remove by pulling,
    also called dustbin compartment if I remember right, was it dustbin or a door???

    So it win the prize for the worst inaccessible internal fuse box design and location.
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    Well I would like nominating bmw for checking fuses, the ones you want at top
    take glove box out.

    if you ever try phoning manufacturers they either never answer or dimwit on end

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    Grande Punto 2006 arrive with empty AC system
    So I run N2H2 gas inspection and found 3 leaking point, condenser and 2 pipes in engine
    compartment, the bill is a bit high, also need engine thermostat as under pressure it leaks.
    Time flies, have other cars to do, a couple of days later spare parts arrive, fit, recharge,
    bill is over 700eur, 3 days later car come in with AC not working.

    Again empty AC system, run again N2H2 gas inspection and found 2 more pipes leaking in engine
    compartment, also checked inside and found evaporator leaking.
    For the evaporator need to buy whole cabin ventilation box as the evaporator is not sold individually.

    Have to do the work because it is the car of the local administration.

    If I knew the car needed all these parts...car isn't worth it.

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    OPEL ALERT - MOKKA MODEL mice inside
    This is the second car, Opel Mokka found 8 mice inside, what's wrong with interior part,
    why are these cars and those plastic so good for mice?

    Now is a hell to clean the dash because the dead mice leaks and the dash plastic has cloth and paper in the interior side.
    No air treatment could remove the stong smell inside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Caution wear ppe risk of corno virus

    spanking new mazda engine from dealer ready wrecked

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6YFQQ7FiIk

    wash hands for 20 seconds after watching
    so many wrongs in these video i cant,i just cant
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    Changed rear bulbs on 2017 Reno Master, left side ok but can't remove connector so I changed bulbs with taillight flying,
    right side connector went out immediately and taillight on the floor.
    Broken taillight WTF.
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    Comments Closed
    Problem job solved: VAG cabin heating not getting hot

    IVS 360 live repair guidance supports garage through repair process

    WTF moment , Why closed comments in the first place?

    And yes, it is a VAG Fkup.. the sludge in the cooling system .
    A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection

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    Ah your back. ‘Other’ website i’ve got that Mikes mobile phone number, dont ask where I got it from
    the answer will make your eyes water. Either way it’s voicemail if you try ringing him 1:30am
    whilst your sat on the toilet naked. Tried that to save you the hassle.

    there is a ‘forum’ on there do NOT put links they have to be ‘approved’ none of mine have yet.

    ON TOPIC:-

    Jeep Karoke 2014/15 onwards, trying to get the hood open, the lever is not that, its the horn your groping, in the middle
    is the catch.

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