hi guys, starview 7 update, i was sat in my garden last night, enjoying a rather nice spliff when i was visited by a green and purple orangutan, it informed me that the starview satellite had been taken over by evil ming aliens, but i said to him, "ive only just bought mine" he replied, " virgin are currently doing a half price deal" who said aliens are wierd? just thought id let you all know the real reason, now, wers my spliff.

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