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A priest and a nun are on the way back from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The motel in this town has only one room available, so they have a minor problem.
Priest: Sister, I don?t think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I?ll sleep on the couch and you?ll sleep in the bed.
Sister: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed places in the room. Ten minutes later???
Sister: Father, I?m terribly cold.
Priest: O.K., I?ll get up and get you another blanket from the closet.
Ten minutes later??..
Sister: Father, I?m still terribly cold.
Priest: O.K., Sister, I?ll get up again and get you another blanket.
Ten minutes later??..
Sister: Father, I?m still terribly cold. I don?t think the Lord would mind if we acted as a man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You?re probably right?.Get up and get your own *%@**# blanket!
Priest: Sister, I don?t think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I?ll sleep on the couch and you?ll sleep in the bed.
Sister: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed places in the room. Ten minutes later???
Sister: Father, I?m terribly cold.
Priest: O.K., I?ll get up and get you another blanket from the closet.
Ten minutes later??..
Sister: Father, I?m still terribly cold.
Priest: O.K., Sister, I?ll get up again and get you another blanket.
Ten minutes later??..
Sister: Father, I?m still terribly cold. I don?t think the Lord would mind if we acted as a man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You?re probably right?.Get up and get your own *%@**# blanket!
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