A man walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Guinness.
The barman asks, "What's wrong with Guinness?"
The man replies, "I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came to, I was f ** king skint. "
The barman says, "But 12 pints of anything costs about the same."
The man replies, "Skint's my dog."
The barman asks, "What's wrong with Guinness?"
The man replies, "I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came to, I was f ** king skint. "
The barman says, "But 12 pints of anything costs about the same."
The man replies, "Skint's my dog."
