My girlfriend was reading in a magazine that men are attracted to women that resemble their mothers. She said, "You've never told me about your parents, what was your mother like?"
I said, "I don't remember them. They died when our plane crashed in Africa when I was 6 months old, I survived and was raised by a Hippo."
I said, "I don't remember them. They died when our plane crashed in Africa when I was 6 months old, I survived and was raised by a Hippo."