Shopping

[Cronus]

My wife was ill so I had to do the shopping for the first time ever. She said, "You'll need a shopping trolley. They're outside by the entrance. You have to put a pound in to release them."

I went to the entrance, put my pound in, and pushed it into the store.

I got some funny looks but I really enjoyed hearing Postman Pat's theme tune as I pushed his van round the shop.

[patkins]

Reminds me of the time the missus sent me shopping.
She asked me to get a tin of peas-but don't get the own brand ones and go to the quick checkout for faster service.
Now there's a woman who knows her P's and Q's.