Husband & wife

[hoggy952]

Husband & wife decide 2 make up a password 4 sex (washing machine)
They go 2 bed & hubby says "washing machine," wife says, "not 2night, ive got a headache."
Half an hour goes by & she feels guilty so she says "washing machine," her hubby says, "its 2 late, it was only a small load so ive done it by hand."

[Snowy79]

A deaf and dumb couple did a similar thing except they decided to use a sign. The husband decided if the wife wanted sex she was to pull his Dick once, and if she never she was to pull it 500 times.