6 Foot Cockroach

[pizmo]

6 Foot Cockroach

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A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off.

The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there again. This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away.

The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him and stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance. He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing.

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's a nasty bug going around."

[gopher7]

Taxi quick.

[aabid]

Somebody grab his coat as well.

[marryson1999]

Then mix Plaster of Paris with powdered sugar. Use a more Plaster of Paris than powdered sugar...maybe a 60 / 40 mix. Sprinkle this mixture anywhere you've seen roaches. Pour the mixture directly on surfaces. Don't even bother with bowls or plates. This way the roaches can get to the mixture easily, and they'll be more likely to walk through it, too.

The roaches end up eating the Plaster of Paris when they eat the powdered sugar. They also get the mixture on their feet and eat it when they clean their feet. Then when they drink water, they die.
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[z786]

Then mix Plaster of Paris with powdered sugar. Use a more Plaster of Paris than powdered sugar...maybe a 60 / 40 mix. Sprinkle this mixture anywhere you've seen roaches. Pour the mixture directly on surfaces. Don't even bother with bowls or plates. This way the roaches can get to the mixture easily, and they'll be more likely to walk through it, too.

The roaches end up eating the Plaster of Paris when they eat the powdered sugar. They also get the mixture on their feet and eat it when they clean their feet. Then when they drink water, they die.
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not sure whether to read that as a joke or a manual to kill the roaches

[RedSpider]

i like to think that marryson has failed to recognise this as a joke and thought that the OP had a serious cockroach problem

[Bulld0g]

I'll say he has a serious problem if theres a six foot cockroach knocking about

[RedSpider]

could've been worse. could've been an earwig

[Shady]

earwigs!

[oenone]

oh my god

i running to the hills