Holy Parrots
A lady approaches her priest and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have
some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two
female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two
male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the
Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise
and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female
parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are
clutching rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady
puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. On cue,
the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have
some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male
parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away--Our prayers
have been answered"
A lady approaches her priest and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have
some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two
female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two
male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the
Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise
and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female
parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are
clutching rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady
puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. On cue,
the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have
some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male
parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away--Our prayers
have been answered"
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