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  • sheryar
    Newbie
    • Apr 2011
    • 1

    #1

    blonde joke

    what would u do if a blond threw a grenade at u?
    pull the pin and throw it back!
  • pk.evolved
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2010
    • 292

    #2
    Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

    Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

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    • Canker_Canison
      V.I.P. Member
      • May 2010
      • 3904

      #3
      How do you get a blond to commit suicide?

      Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.


      How do blond brain cells die?

      Alone.


      What do you call a blond that's lost 90% of their intelligence?

      Divorced.
      Canker

      "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
      - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
      [COLOR=Green]

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