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  • bowie
    DK Veteran
    • May 2009
    • 475

    #1

    bill's birthday

    A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill relied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. " My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked.


    Men of Harlech onto glory
    This shall ever be your story
    Keep these fighting words before ye
    Cambria will not yield
  • gopher7
    DK Veteran
    • Apr 2011
    • 2818

    #2
    Moral of the story is, "don't trust your fellow workers".

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    • aabid
      Newbie
      • Apr 2011
      • 6

      #3
      Surprise. LOL

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