Osama bin Laden sent Barack Obama a coded message to let him know that he's still alive: "--3 7 0 H S S V-- --0 7 7 3 H-- - - - - - - - .Barack is baffled. The FBI, CIA & NSA can't decipher it. They ask Britain's MI-6 for help but MI-6 couldn't do it, so they sent it to Gardai HQ in ireland. The Gardai replied: "Tell the President he's holding it upside down.