A woman has been admitted to hospital with a hoover nozzle wedged in her fanny. Although she's in intensive care, doctors say she's picking up nicely.
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Kate's wedding shoes were too tight. Once in the bedroom Will's helped them off. The family heard grunting, straining, a scream and Will say, "that was tight". The Queen said "I told you she was a virgin" Then they heard will say, "Now for the other one". There was more grunting and straining. At last Will said "My God, that was even tighter". The Duke said "Thats my boy, once a sailor, always a sailor".
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